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A complete body massage every day with old, heated urine (pg. 3)
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
She said it was equally dumb, not that they had the same toxicity. For a guy who supposedly reads alot you sure manage to put your own little spin on alot. |
Its not equally dumb... Its far more stupid to inject yourself with a nuerotoxin than it is to rub urine on yourself.
Both are pretty stupid, but one is def waaaay more ing stupid. |
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| geroin |
| piss is known to heal wounds and infection too, all you have to do is just piss on it |
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| Lilith |
Ok then, for the sceptical and cretinous that simply don't get it and can actually read more than 2-3 sentences...
Botox, its a neurotoxin that with a subcutaneous injection will remove wrinkles.
Why is it kind of dumb? But not lethal as its not administered by anyone but a doctor, even a qualified beauty therapist like myself with a fairly large knowledge of skin treatments, won't be just ramming it in your face as a casual fix-er-up... and besides, doctors have better public liability insurance when it comes to killing customers.
Urine, 90% something percent water, 5% something nitrogenous waste and other stuff that your body obviously didn't want inside it.
Why is it kind of dumb? Because the flower waving, hippy spastic advocates think that its about "as close to" amniotic fluid as you're going to get- therefore rubbing it over your skin will make it look like a babies skin.
Urine is not an amniotic fluid, the 'bit' in amniotic fluid which protects babies skin, (vernicks, vernix or something I can't remember the exact name) isn't in your urine unless there's something really wrong! |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| Still think injecting anything with in your self that isn't a medical necessity/preventive, especially one that is "not lethal as its not administered by anyone but a doctor" is more stupid than rubbing urine on you, which unless you have some really rare allergy to your own urine (think about that one) is pretty darn safe (though still stupid). |
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| Lilith |
| End of the day, its kind of dumb because you still smell like piss and nothings changed, not that I'd take hygiene advice from Nou |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Urine, 90% something percent water, 5% something nitrogenous waste and other stuff that your body obviously didn't want inside it. |
You would think that the alternative medicine freaks would at least pick up on this. Maybe they're just cheap, after all. |
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| Silky Johnson |
Botox as a cosmetic procedure was invented by a Canadian.  |
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| shaw |
| Inspired by his native land? |
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| shaw |
| I should have guessed it was a nasty old hag. From Canada. |
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| Silky Johnson |
:stongue:
The only reason I know this is because there was some program on television about it the other night. The irony is that she does look like a nasty old hag, and probably only because of the cosmetic work she's clearly had done.
When will people realize that cosmetic work doesn't make them look better, it makes them look like they've had cosmetic work? God. |
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| shaw |
| It makes you look like Cruella De Ville with a seafood allergy. |
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