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for the lot of you that don't want kids.. (pg. 2)
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
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HAL! QUICKLY! LOOK AT THAT CLOCK, WHAT DOES IT RESEMBLE? |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
i'll never forget when rowans vcr stopped working.. i took the case off to see what the deal was and the inside was stuffed with broccoli.. apparently the vcr was hungry. this was a pretty kind gesture on rowans behalf considering she loves broccoli. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
Lesson 8
1. Hollow out a melon.
2. Make a small hole in the side.
3. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side.
4. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane.
5. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone.
6. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air.
You are now ready to feed a nine- month-old baby.
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IGK got REAL excited until the word "feed". |
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| LoveHate |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| Yep. Lust before finance! |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find to a pre-school child. (A full-grown goat is an excellent choice). If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys. Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children. |
Hey! Just this Christmas, we went to the local grocery store to buy a full-grown goat. We stuck it in the back seats of the van, drove in two hours back to camp, slaughtered it and ate it for dinner.
So, I am now qualified to eat your children. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Hey! Just this Christmas, we went to the local grocery store to buy a full-grown goat. We stuck it in the back seats of the van, drove in two hours back to camp, slaughtered it and ate it for dinner.
So, I am now qualified to eat your children. |
what kind of grocery store sells live goats?! :stongue: not that i don't believe you, i'm just curious, where do you live? |
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| Banora |
| Great post! :haha: It definitely reaffirms my feelings on not having kids. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
what kind of grocery store sells live goats?! :stongue: not that i don't believe you, i'm just curious, where do you live? |
I don't live there, but I was roughly here:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sou...013883&t=h&z=17 |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| well.. that explains alot! i bet that was a pretty cool experience! |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
well.. that explains alot! i bet that was a pretty cool experience! |
Yeah, it was great. Except, I wanted to get a cow but we didn't have room in the vehicle. :( |
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| WittyHandle |
| Fully lol'd throughout :haha: |
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