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could this pick up line work...ever?
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| jenga |
So yesterday my male housemate was telling me and our female housemate that he is really into this chick that works at a local store. He was telling us about some serious pick up lines he's thinking of using to ask her out. One of them involved him saying that he dreamed about her. Understand this wasn't the cheesy kind of line... he was thinking of saying it in a serious way.
After we pissed ourselves laughing we told him it would be ing creepy and that under no circumstances should he use it. Anyway, when he was out it came up again and me and female housemate started debating whether you could ever use this without sounding like a freak and whether it would ever work. Surprisingly she said yes but I think no.
What are your opinions?
And girls what's the worst pick up line you've ever heard from a guy who wasn't trying to be funny or ironic? |
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| AnotherWay83 |
one time i told a girl "i'm flabbergasted by your beauty and would love to take you out".
she sat on my face that night.
/untrue story |
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| Sphere City |
no.
Maybe, if you dreamt of her doing something embarassing |
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| Vivid Boy |
i dunno man. i dunno what i do i dont really use pick up lines or any lines..plus i dont really get crushes on girls so i dunno, my just happens naturally. Ill usually feed her with a few compliments at how nice is to meet somone normal, or that shes very pretty or something very small n cute. then ill just make a move dpeending on how they react. you can just kinda tell if a girl is attracted to you or not. if theyre not you dont make a move, if they are you do. its very simple.
but like i said im not the type of guy to crush on people. i haventhad a crush since highschool. So I dont have time to sit back and think things through. they either happen or they dont |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i dunno man. i dunno what i do i dont really use pick up lines or any lines..plus i dont really get crushes on girls so i dunno, my just happens naturally. Ill usually feed her with a few compliments at how nice is to meet somone normal, or that shes very pretty or something very small n cute. then ill just make a move dpeending on how they react. you can just kinda tell if a girl is attracted to you or not. if theyre not you dont make a move, if they are you do. its very simple.
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yeah that all sounds pretty standard. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| I know if i can spend some time with a girl, shes gonna like me. she'll think im different then most guys, im funny, handsome, intelligent, i seem to have my together and i dont post on any message boards. then ill most likely sleep with them and only text when im smashed at 4 am looking for a booty call. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by jenga
One of them involved him saying that he dreamed about her. Understand this wasn't the cheesy kind of line... he was thinking of saying it in a serious way. |
Hahaha what the fuuuuuuck. So creepy. Like psycho-stalker creepy. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Hahaha what the fuuuuuuck. So creepy. Like psycho-stalker creepy. |
whatever sushi you comment on girls wingspan and always do your weird mating dance |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
whatever sushi you comment on girls wingspan and always do your weird mating dance |
It never fails :cool: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| thats how you scored me :X |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
thats how you scored me :X |
That, and the roofies. |
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