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Girl falls into fountain at mall while texting (pg. 3)
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Goddamnit, I hope she falls off a bridge. |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | | She added: 'I'm just like dumbfounded. And all I kept saying was: ‘I fell. I fell. I fell in the fountain. I fell in the fountain.’ |
Oh man I would totally be like dumbfounded too. Dumbfounded at my own retardedness
| quote: | | Mrs Marrero said she was leaving work at a nearby shop that day and texting a friend from church who wanted to know her birthday and the birthday of her husband, Walter Marrero, 46, an unemployed maintenance worker. |
awww look at that! she goes to church. we should all like sympathize with her right now.
| quote: | | ‘What if it was a senior citizen? Would it be funny then?’ |
Senior citizen + texting + walking fast enough to fall into a fountain? yeaaaaaaaa :rolleyes: |
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| jester |
| Depending on her phone... there's an app to see whats in front of you when ur walking |
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| WittyHandle |
| No one knew her name until she announces that she is filing a lawsuit, saying "Well, I know it's me". She declares that the security guards should have sent someone to help, even though she was out of the fountain before they could have left the door to their office. A janitor asked her if she was ok, and she replied "I'm just a little wet", yet she's filing a lawsuit. Kill kill kill. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Yeah, she should have stayed put and claimed she was too obese to get out on her own until someone came to assist her. *That's* the American way to get court sympathy. |
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| WittyHandle |
C-
If you apply yourself, you can do much better
-Teach |
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| MeLLyMeL |
I saw that she was filing a lawsuit last night on the news and even the newsanchors gave her like "c'monnnn REALLLY?"
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| aquila |
| She probably only decided to sue when she later found out her phone's warranty doesn't cover water damage. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
No one knew her name until she announces that she is filing a lawsuit, saying "Well, I know it's me". She declares that the security guards should have sent someone to help, even though she was out of the fountain before they could have left the door to their office. A janitor asked her if she was ok, and she replied "I'm just a little wet", yet she's filing a lawsuit. Kill kill kill. |
Not only that, but she works at the mall. You think she'd know where the fountain is by now. |
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| FiftyFive |
| lol, serves her right, so many people actually get hurt by walking and texting and not paying attention to their surroundings. |
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| jester |
I cant wait for mobile phone manufactures having labels on the phone, warning people of walking and texting LOL
The land of the free and dumb! |
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