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Sex totally destroyed my zen (pg. 3)
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| igottaknow |
have you tried playing video games and reading books to self educate yourself in your parents basement?
/nou |
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| floyd741 |
buddy is a good idea, but be cautious of where you find one. I've had luck with the internet, but sometimes you get mentally unstable fat chicks if you don't do it right.
The only thing is, it's tough to find one anywhere else. I mean, on the internet, you can go to places that are aimed specifically at allowing you to find a buddy. It's not quite as easy in the real world. You could just try to find a relationship but MAKE SURE the person knows what you're looking for before they start feeling attached.
Also make sure you don't kiss this person. Kissing s everything up, it's way too intimate for the sort of relationship you're looking for. The only plausible way it would be ok is if both you and the person you're with are able to completely put emotions to the side. Also try to avoid cuddling, I've only cuddled with a FB once before, but we were both in other relationships so it was very easy to remember it was not intimate.
Best of luck to you man  |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
do you notice it is always some sow that gets offended because no one except ben would want a lap dance from her. |
envy is an ugly color |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by floyd741
Also make sure you don't kiss this person. Kissing s everything up, it's way too intimate for the sort of relationship you're looking for. |
Lol Pretty Woman. |
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| SkyHigh |
| quote: | Originally posted by ken_lee
what the problem with a wife? if you are afraid of commitment you can just break up when u meet a new one? |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by chewy dragee
and one night stands make me feel too guilty |
Why? |
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| chewy dragee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Why? |
The whole thing leading up to a one night stand is just one big lie.
I think I might have mentioned owning a plane. |
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| KilldaDJ |
here take these..
all night you'll be like this
*puts fist in the air*
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| Redd |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sphere City
more like christian bale in the masochist |
how didn't anyone quote this? |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by chewy dragee
The whole thing leading up to a one night stand is just one big lie.
I think I might have mentioned owning a plane. |
And that makes you feel guilty because...? |
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| gmilf |
| if they are too drunk too remember your lies that got them into bed its as if you didn't lie at all. |
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| gmilf |
anyways, zen is all about clearing the mind of distractions. many use koans to aid with this task, such as what is the sound of one hand clapping. so just ponder this for a moment. if you are planning on date raping a girl do you go dutch
and i dont have a shift key so deal with the bad grammar |
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