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If you had to make 3 wishes what would they be? (Some elve brought you a visit)
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| jploveparade |
Ok, imagine this:
You see some old lady cross the street without watching (they always do), but this time you decide not to enjoy her being smashed against some truck.
Being the hero of the day, some old elve comes flying at you. First you want to kill the "annoying mosquito!", but after taking a closer look (difficult being stoned all day) it seems to be a fairytale figure.
The elve says to you (in old Scottish accent): "yoe cahn maike three wisjhes"
Ok, what will the 3 wishes be?
Me:
-One brand new Subaru Impreza WRX-STI Prodrive with 500hp
-One girl that changes haircolor and breastsize randomly, without ever getting a headache
-One big bag of money so I can 'bring peace to the world...'
greetz
JP |
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| Renegade |
| quote: | | "yoe cahn maike three wisjhes" |
Haha, sorry, this has nothing to do with the thread, but that has got to be the worst Scottish accent I have ever read. :D
Oh, and I'd wish for a million wishes obviously. :rolleyes: |
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| davinox |
say u can't wish for more wishes...
I would wish for these three things:
1) To be in an indestructable and invunerable bubble, capable of altering the senses and deploying near infinite amount of drugs and lifesupport.
2) To live for 10 thousand years
3) To feel ever cascading bliss for my entire life in that bubble via drugs and my own visulalizations and hallucinations (i.e. The Matrix), each moment greater and more blissful than the next, until i am in my own personal heaven.
guahahhahaha i r smart. |
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| Endlesswave |
| Not that smart...lol 10,000 years is really not that long in terms of how old the universe is. I would choose to be able to become omnipotent. Simple...then I could do whatever I wanted. |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Endlesswave
Not that smart...lol 10,000 years is really not that long in terms of how old the universe is. I would choose to be able to become omnipotent. Simple...then I could do whatever I wanted. |
yeah but its a long ass time. and you'd reach a point where you'd want to die, everything would be so trivial. |
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| InsomnEac |
in the immortal words of the reveroned al green: "love and happiness!"
and for the third, 100 billion dollars
:D |
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| Julie_Spyder |
To be a good lawyer or spy
To live in Europe
To have the ablitiy to move things with my mind..
:disbelief :disbelief :disbelief |
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| PatMcGroin |
1) to be with my girlfriend (she's in england)
2) to be one of the best in the field of computer networking that way i could make enough money
3) to be happy |
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| DjSuez |
haha, my three wishes would be:
1. To have unlimited money, to gain world peace, and three versions of the Dodge Viper(, and al the opther good things for the world etc etc)
2. To be the first one on this planet to film, catch alive, and see in in it's own environment: a Giant Squid
3. To be able to get every woman on this planet, with all the skills you need for that...;) |
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| igottaknow |
1. I wish I didnt live in Afganistan.
2. I wish I hadnt overloaded my cart this morning.
3. I wish I could think of a good wish.
Dooh I'm out of wishes! |
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| KilldaDJ |
1. magic [real magic, so then i can magic my self what ever i want]
2. i dont really need this wish, so i sell it for a lot of money [i mean ALOT]
3. go back and forth in time, but then i can already do this with my magic, either that or i keep this wish] |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
2. i dont really need this wish, so i sell it for a lot of money [i mean ALOT]
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I can see you putting this on EBay..."wish for sale!":D
My wishes:
1.Find me the best girl for me and have her love me
2.Teleportation so I can go anywhere in the world in the blink of an eye (so I could go to all the big parties:))
3.Unlimited Money |
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