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Long lost lovers (pg. 2)
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| DJRYAN™ |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
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I really didn't think it was funny at all. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJRYAN™
I really didn't think it was funny at all. |
what about this?
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| DJRYAN™ |
| no, no, that's not funny at all either. That's a guy with a sandwich. Where are things that can make me laugh? Where's a woman whos beautiful and likes to hump? Where are the clubs that want me to come play? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJRYAN™
Ive been deathly afraid of dishonoring her memory by screwing anyone else. |
Oh, I completely missed this bit. Don't worry, won't ever happen :) |
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| DJRYAN™ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Oh, I completely missed this bit. Don't worry, won't ever happen :) |
Noooooooo!!!!!!!!
DON"T SAY THAT!! |
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| Scoops |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJRYAN™
A long time ago I had a girlfriend. But she was drunk and was trying to speed around an oncomign freight train. I think that's why i'm so ed up. My girlfriend was killed and ever since then Ive been deathly afraid of dishonoring her memory by screwing anyone else. Do you all have any advice? |
heres an idea...go a girl with downs sydrome...just tell her that her name is now what your ex-girfriend's name was...
this way you will be keeping your ex-GF's spirit alive and making some girl happy who probably won't be happy ever again |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJRYAN™
Noooooooo!!!!!!!!
DON"T SAY THAT!! |
Didn't you say you don't want to dishonour your girlfriend? It's good news! |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJRYAN™
no, no, that's not funny at all either. That's a guy with a sandwich. Where are things that can make me laugh? Where's a woman whos beautiful and likes to hump? Where are the clubs that want me to come play? |
here my friend;
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| Scoops |
| quote: | Originally posted by RapidFire
here my friend;
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hey now..... |
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| DJRYAN™ |
| =( this thread sucks. |
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