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if you woke up today and you were a God what would you do?
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| Vivid Boy |
I think if i woke up today and I was a god, and was able to do anything and manipulate time, space and events, first thing i would do is teleport to egypt. I would be wearing a Pharaoh costume (standard egyptian attire) with a cheesey lion head and I would do start a huge "walk like an egyptian dance" with all the rioters and police officers and it would break out into this huge song and dance.
I can see it so vividly I almost want to write the song and choreograph the dance right now |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I'd make a gigantic toilet and just ride around inside of it. It would just swirl and swirl, and swirl, and I'd never drown or anything because I'm a God. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
And then with my might, I would separate mankind for its obvious transgressions against, you know, the order of things. The order they, themselves, supposed me to care about. Or something.
Any-hoo, I'd curse mankind by making one half of him only able to communicate through sneezes, and the other half only able to communicate through vigorous, lengthy handshakes. Yeah, that'd teach 'em to behave. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| i'd invent a donut where the hole is on the outside. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| i would destroy all underwear amd pants and tell the people to reinvent it. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| me and hal would play keep aways with swampers ta server . While he cried like a lil girl |
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| nchs09 |
| I would make it my mission to everyones mother. |
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| Vivid Boy |
youre god mario you dont have to put in the work to physcally anyone and theyll still be pregnant
but if youre gonna do it just dont my mom, I'd hate to live in the shadow of my younger brother cause hes doing all these cool magic tricks at the age of 3 |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
We could actually just make Swamper and his TA server swap places, so that Swamper is forced to triple-post, break, and get a train run on him by bots all the time while Sushipunk manually scrapes the spam out of his insides like an old, tin can.
The new TA server/Del we could take to Tim Hortons and hope that it doesn't do anything goofy, yet family-friendly, not unlike Kirk Cameron's masterful 1995 TV-rendition re-make of The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes.
Oh wait, but if I am a God, I have already completely erased all semblance of Kirk Cameron ever existing, so now we've run into a continuity error. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| i would also invent a plane seat with a tongue on it. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| who would play mike sever then in growing pains ???? you cant get rid of mike siever. or make boner play mike and borris play boner. ben can still be ben i liked him |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| when we were 12 we used to wait outside of the Montreal Forum to get the players autographs. Valeri Bure was married to Candace Cameron...so me and my buddy started screaming that we wanted to smell her hair. They ran to their car like a scene out of The Bodyguard. They forgot about Jesus. |
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