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2012.....it's coming. I would.. (pg. 3)
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| If we all take the batteries out of our watches that day nothing will happen. Some homeless guy told me that the other week, and I have an itch to believe him because he was dressed up like Batman. |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Yea, time machines are pretty expensive. |
It's just an amusement park ride anyway. |
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| ivofivo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Yea, time machines are pretty expensive.
Be cheaper to pay your mom to abort you now. |
There is going to be blood.
Lot's of blood. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| Not if Batman can help it. |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
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+1 |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| you've visited here enough to have seen homeless batman by now, no witty? |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I wasn't trying to be Batman, it's just that two pairs of black, crunchy briefs tend to be rather pointy when strapped across your face and head. |
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| WittyHandle |
Ever notice you only see him when Stereo has solid prog or house DJ's?
I am homeless Batman. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
Homeless Batman is awesome. He promises you that 100% of what you give him will go to drugs and alcohol, and he promises that he won't drive because he can't remember where he parked the Batmobile. If you give him food he loses his mind and starts screaming about how the food won't get him high and to get the off of his corner.
He did this to some tourists this summer. They brought him a Subway sandwich, he yelled at them and stomped on it, and then asthey walked away he ate it lol.
Homeless people are God's way of delivering the lulz. |
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| ivofivo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I wasn't trying to be Batman, it's just that two pairs of black, crunchy briefs tend to be rather pointy when strapped across your face and head. |
Can you jump from a 50 foot building without breaking your legs? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
Homeless people are God's way of delivering the lulz. |
Homeless has such a negative connotation... I prefer to think of them as "outdoorsy" |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by ivofivo
Can you jump from a 50 foot building without breaking your legs? |
Forrest, I ain't got no legs. |
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