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Ten Ways to Make Your Track SEEM Better (pg. 2)
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| Senator Clay Davis |
| quote: | Originally posted by meriter
12. sidechain something |
this made my day lol. |
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| EddieZilker |
| 14. ONLY self-reference in the third person to make it seem like it's not just you, by yourself, but that someone is willing to pay a publicist to speak on your behalf. |
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| Beatflux |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
14. ONLY self-reference in the third person to make it seem like it's not just you, by yourself, but that someone is willing to pay a publicist to speak on your behalf. |
Some of the people write is ing hilarious.
"Hi! This is Jon Tan, Johnny Tran's agent. I'm here today to tell you why you shouldn't just dismiss Johnny's music so easily, and why you should create a bond with Johnny so that you can convince yourself that his music is better than it really is. Johnny Tran been playing the piano since 6 and always had a knack for music before he was even conceived. I don't want you to feel like your listening to music created by an average individual, he's really super human and was born with amazing talent! I met an older musician named BT(Brian Tran) who taught me the ropes of happy hardcore music. Now Johnny has taken his extensive knowledge to bring something new to the Dubstep sound. Johnny just upgraded to Fruity Loop version 6 and is taking his beatmaking skillz to a whole new level.(even more reason to check out those beatzz) Also, he has that sweet Stutter plug in by BT, so if you want to hear BT grade effects in a happy hardcore Dubstep tune, you better check my tunes out. I mean Johnny's tunes. Yeah. Thanks." -John Tan |
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| Beatflux |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eric J
Apparently the car mod business wasn't working out too well for Johnny so he decided to try making tunes while rollin in his $100,000 Honda 2000. |
PS
I am looking for a used honda civic. The engine on my old one blew up as I tried to downshift on the highway. |
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| Seandroid |
| 15 - Use TuneCore to release your track on iTunes and put something in the label field and then tell everyone you released your tracks on "Electro Bangin' Records," and or pretend you run a label. |
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| meriter |
| Tunecore is garbage btw, don't use it. |
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| sako487 |
| 16)huge support by tiesto |
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| pointPi |
This list is funny, because it's true.
17) Pose! |
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| mathieu |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
14. ONLY self-reference in the third person to make it seem like it's not just you, by yourself, but that someone is willing to pay a publicist to speak on your behalf. |
ive seen this so many times :stongue: |
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| DJRYAN™ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pagan-za
12. Sidechain everything
FTFY |
people think this is a joke. But it seriously works. Free's up the frequency ranges where the kick is. Then if you stagger the compression then you can have all sorts of room to make that desired pumping sound. |
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| Looney4Clooney |
| nope. That isn't what side chaining does. |
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