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Infinite Gets Appendicitis, is Offered a Job on an Oil Rig, Creates Thread
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| infiniteJEST |
Pros:
-Looking forward to doing jack the next few days save for ingesting vicodin+pot & playing Majora's Mask.
-Plethora of pretty Asian nurses, the prettiest of which saw my flaccid post-surgery wang. :)
-Got to wander the hospital hallways, feeling a bit loopy from the morphine, bare ass exposed as my untied gown flapped behind me while I observed the art prints on the wall (everything was Impressionist-style, I noted). Then a nurse dragged me back to my room & re-hooked me up to my IV-thingy & told me to stay put. Something about hospitals makes walking around butt-naked just feel right, ya know?
Cons:
-Felt bad man.
-Guy in the room next to me got diagnosed with prostate cancer. :|
-Turns out I haz a thyroid problem that needs to be checked out within a week or so.
Wat:
-Woke up post-operation to a 50-ish something guy named Michael in my room who offered me a job on an oil rig in exchange for my morphine. The guy was all smiles & even sparked up a conversation about writing after seeing my book of poems by e.e. cummings. Evidently he managed to get a morphine shot on the condition that he had a driver to take him home, so my dad "left" with him & drove him around the hospital parking lot once because this was too funny to pass up. :stongue: He even started an argument with the nurses because he wanted two doses & they would only give him one, & my dad had to calm him down (to which Michael conceded as if he were taking advice from a life-long friend).
-Overhearing the staff's gossip in the office adjacent to my room. Nurses can be a bit cruel; it was like cop humor.
So anyone been to the hospital lately? :toothless |
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| Zharen |
| Hmm...acquire morphine, offer to employer, get job. I'll have to look into that. |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| Majora's Mask? Is it 2000 again? |
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| david.michael |
Ocarina of Time > Majora's Mask
I gave it a good attempt, but I just couldn't get into Majora's Mask... I found the game to be very tedious and annoying.
And that's my contribution to this thread. |
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| tubularbills |
| careful, zharen will say that you are polluting the south. you know, cause you're working on an oil rig and you're ignorant for doing so. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Majora's Mask was in' great. Fierce Deity's Maskkkkkkkkkk. |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| i spent a week at the hospital three months ago. got treatment for lung embolism and various other crap. my "room mate" his pants every night at ~02.30.. twas pretty funky |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh
i spent a week at the hospital three months ago. got treatment for lung embolism and various other crap. my "room mate" his pants every night at ~02.30.. twas pretty funky |
That's free healthcare for you! :whip:
I'm proud to be an Amurikin, where at least I know I'm free... |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Ocarina of Time > Majora's Mask
I gave it a good attempt, but I just couldn't get into Majora's Mask... I found the game to be very tedious and annoying.
And that's my contribution to this thread. |
I'm more of a Link To The Past man, myself. |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
That's free healthcare for you! :whip:
I'm proud to be an Amurikin, where at least I know I'm free... |
nah. not free. it cost me around 50 euros for 7 nights :p |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh
nah. not free. it cost me around 50 euros for 7 nights :p |
That sort of thing can easily cost $100,000 here in the US Americas. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
That sort of thing can easily cost $100,000 here in the US Americas. |
HaHAH!
But he only gets one roommate and has to stay in the hospital to recuperate where-as we are sent home with instructions on how to care for post-operative incisions!
And if we don't have a home, there's always the cab drive to an empty bus-stop in east-side Palookaville. |
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