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Captain's log stardate: March 30 2011
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| Vivid Boy |
It seems i have found the woman of my dreams. She works at an itlian espresso bar by my house. Just shipped over from southern Italy. Can hardly put two words together, CLEANS (you should see the job she does, not one spec of dirt), COOKS (also bakes), makes the perfect cappuccino and is hot. All the qualities I look for in a woman.. Did I mention she can't speak a word of english??? Even if i beat her she couldnt scream in a way anyonbe would understand her.
I saw her outback in a sundress washing her clothes in a sewer drain thinking it was natural creek running through the back of her villa. YA!
Thank You Lord My prayers have been answered
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| dj_alfi |
| 64748.1 is the stardate you moron. |
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| jonSun |
| does she have a sister? |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
64748.1 is the stardate you moron. |
:haha: |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| if she is right off the boat be wary of the mustache paisan...it's kinda like a chi chi chia except for it takes a ring and not water to work. 75 pounds and a black dress in 5 years tops. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| whatever jay, really im just lookming to marry a maid. I'll probably be like Berlusconi when im 55 anyways so i might as well just marry for wife skills. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| its ok, imma goan look like pierino. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
64748.1 is the stardate you moron. |
thanks spock!
beam me down to that world of green naked women. engage! |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
its ok, imma goan look like pierino. |
haha what a weird looking dude |
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| gmilf |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
64748.1 is the stardate you moron. |
opened this thread just to make that comment. Well, not exactly. I was just going to say march 30th is t a star date. How is that determined anyways? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
thanks spock!
beam me down to that world of green naked women. engage! |
pfft: everyone knows Scotty works the beaming thingy:rolleyes: Your lack of basic Star Trek knowledge is going to deeply upset the nerds. Better watch your back Eric. |
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