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sexual dreams (pg. 4)
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| sebby |
Well, my dad would wake me up in the morning and tell me to get out of bed. But I would tell him straight out that I have a boner and I need a couple minutes to get my act together. He'd smile and walk away acting if it was a normal thing.
But,...in the case with the father next to your bed, maybe he wanted to surprise you. Have a talk with your dad and ask him what he was doing next to your bed when you were moaning. You must have been moaning really loud. |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by EliPsE
Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse.
Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open. |
oh, jeez, that's gotta be one of the saddest stories i've ever heard!
| quote: | Originally posted by sebby
But I would tell him straight out that I have a boner and I need a couple minutes to get my act together. |
hehe, i was just wondering, why the hell does that e happen?
the boner thing when you wake up? |
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| Spoonwacker |
| quote: | Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
hehe, i was just wondering, why the hell does that e happen?
the boner thing when you wake up? |
I took a psych class last year...here's what I remember: When you go into REM sleep (when your eyes move around and you have vivid dreams), you get a boner. I'm not totally sure, but I think that it has to do with keeping the blood vessels down there healthy and happy. Either that, or the book was full of BS and we get 'em cuz we're horniest in them morning.
~Spoonwacker |
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| hangover |
I don't think that you get a boner everytime you get into REM sleep. That's redicilous. However it does have something to do with blood. When you're sleeping you are usually in horizontal posture (unless you're a bat). The heart doesn't need to pump as hard to overcome gravity and also when you get into complete rest your heart beat drops even further. When you wake up, your heart rate ascends drastically and with it your blood flow, making you extremely sensitive (and of course we are horniest in the morning so that helps too).
BTW if you are in a situation where a boner might be embarassing, just jump out of bed as soon as you open your eyes, and start dressing up or something that will take your mind off your johnson.
Oh, and don't worry, it passes when you grow up :p |
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| infinity HiGH |
| ...i still wanna know why your dad was standing beside you while you're sleeping...i dunno...its kinda creepy, for whatever reason it might be. |
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| ampburner |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Chrono
I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want them answered immidiately.
Who's your daddy, and what does he do? |
...but I hope you leave enough room for my fist BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH! :D :D :D |
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| Tarantula |
| quote: | Originally posted by hangover
Oh, and don't worry, it passes when you grow up :p |
hah.. boys problems:D , lol :haha: |
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| hangover |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tarantula
hah.. boys problems:D , lol :haha: |
What't this, the Israeli answer to julie_spyder?
he he |
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| hypronix |
mine once told me I was talking jiberrish during the night... hopefully I didn't say anything about the *foolish* (and not so innocent) things I did that day...
hypRo |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by hangover
Oh, and don't worry, it passes when you grow up :p |
uh-ha, when you become an impotent from all the sexual dreams you had... ;) |
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| Dj_Psygnosis |
he probably sucks you off when your asleep giving you that sexual feeling, i dunno
j/k. |
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| Hi-Voltage |
| quote: | Originally posted by Julie_Spyder
Sorry :( :clown: |
I like your av:D |
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