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so i scored a job interview today with a hot chick... (pg. 2)
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| WittyHandle |
| ^ Oh the days of no head games. I miss you :( |
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| TranceSpeeder |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
^ Oh the days of no head games. I miss you :( |
i agree man its all bull now. |
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| aquila |
| Tell her you're gay. |
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| Meat187 |
| Wait, before you do anything else make sure her name is not Avana. |
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| Syntonic |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
you should probably just take the job and befriend her if you want her to suck your penis. that's usually the first step unless you're a rapist |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
Wait, before you do anything else make sure her name is not Avana. |
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| idoru |
Just don't say stuff like "an job" out loud and you'll be golden.  |
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| EddieZilker |
| When she asks you about your job history, conflate that with your own narrative regarding your past relationships. For instance, if she asks what your favorite thing about your last job was, and your last girlfriend went from zero to bitch in 3.6 seconds but she was ing awesome in the sack, tell the interviewer that you were able to find great reward in repetitive tasks that required an enormous attention to detail and were provided with more than adequate tools to elevate your job performance. Embellish the details saying things like, "I was really able to get into a rhythm with it that seemed to make things go faster.", "My direct supervisor was very flexible and participated in a lot of the processes which allowed us to attain a mutually satisfying result.", or "Even when my supervisor was finished with her job, she'd stay to help me finish mine." |
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| Rodri Santos |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
When she asks you about your job history, conflate that with your own narrative regarding your past relationships. For instance, if she asks what your favorite thing about your last job was, and your last girlfriend went from zero to bitch in 3.6 seconds but she was ing awesome in the sack, tell the interviewer that you were able to find great reward in repetitive tasks that required an enormous attention to detail and were provided with more than adequate tools to elevate your job performance. Embellish the details saying things like, "I was really able to get into a rhythm with it that seemed to make things go faster.", "My direct supervisor was very flexible and participated in a lot of the processes which allowed us to attain a mutually satisfying result.", or "Even when my supervisor was finished with her job, she'd stay to help me finish mine." |
huh this is nice :stongue: you can be quite straight "suck my dick" and react in consequence, you'll always win if you are not interested in the job, be clear and go for it but i can see this Eddie version working |
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| Scoops |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodri Santos
huh this is nice :stongue: you can be quite straight "suck my dick" |
hahahaha this reminds of this time at one of my old jobs while worked in retail...
this girl asked me to help her find something and my reply was "How bout you suck my dick". She kinda laughed it off
the next day my OPs/HR mgr called me into his office and said that he got a diturbing phone call from her in regards to what i said. He questiond me bout it which i denied. But then he went on saying that word around the store was that she suckd a few dicks in the work place
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