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| Zyklon_Jay |
| see jenny, the last time we talked i told you 75% of american soldiers were a bunch of tubularpoles. tsk tsk, you owe me 5$ |
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| Silky Johnson |
| . Forward me your credit card information and I'll have it direct deposited to your account. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by VAR
funny you should ask . . .
well, i guess i'll share the story with you even though it is quite embarrassing.
back when i was a special forces combat medic, we were patrolling through a town. we dismounted from our humvees and started walking.
we walked into an ambush- a RPK started lighting us up from a second story window and a bunch of hajis with AKs followed suit.
we take the primary threat down (RPK) quick and proceed to clear the other tangos.
one popped out of an alley and started to draw a bead on me.
i pulled the trigger only to find that i had a double-feed weapon malfunction. i croutched down while dropped my mag and was going for my pistol when . . .
my ing flies out like a rocket, severing itself from me and flies right into the hajis mouth, choking him!!!
i double tapped haj with my pistol and ran over astonished at what i was seeing. the bastard's jaw was locked with my inside so i started kicking his jaw so that i could get my dick back.
i finally pried it out of dead hajis mouth, my had bite marks and friction burns on it. i ran over to one of the other medics and showed him, he started laughing and saying WTF? my ing then proceeds to jump out of my hand and slither across the sand! Deuce (weapons guy) starts stomping on it. i push him away, grab my cock, stick it in my pants cargo pocket and run to one of the humvees. i race back to camp and run in the field hospital in a bloody panic.
everyone was busy, so i held my high in the air, swinging it violently while screaming "put my ing back on now!"
one of the nurses came over and got me on a litter and rushed my to OR. fortunately they succeeded in re-attaching it. /cheer
but to this day he is not the same sadly. he trully has a mind of his own now. i'll be talking to a hawt chick and he'll start flailing around in my pants. you can't begin to understand how embarrassing that is.
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Why yes - Arma2 Is only $8 on Steam this very moment! |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by VAR
i held my high in the air, swinging it violently while screaming "put my ing back on now!" |
:wtf: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| This forum is crudded up with tourists. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Perhaps just one. |
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| Zharen |
| quote: | Originally posted by VAR
thanx =)
it's the second day that i have had it, laid it down today- ohh noes!
i was going 150+mph (241kph) on the interstate and couldn't slow down enough for the turn. |
And this is why I hate sports bikers... |
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| Lews |
| Bull you did not barely get hurt after crashing at 150+ on a bike. |
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| VAR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
Lol is that really you? Post a pic of yourself with a handwritten sign that says "HI TA LOL" |
lol, what am i some kenyan email con-artist or something?
:p |
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| Silky Johnson |
| No you just really look like a slick pervert. |
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| VAR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lews
Bull you did not barely get hurt after crashing at 150+ on a bike. |
i was braking heavily before and during the attempted turn, so by the time i went into the ditch i was not going 150. but i was going fast enough to fly into oncoming traffic- for some reason sport bike slick tires don't work well in grass.
and ZJ, get someone to change your diaper- i will not have sex with you, sry. |
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| VAR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
No you just really look like a slick pervert. |
well damn, you're on to me.
wanna go camping? |
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