i dont know about hitting a girl, but i regularly trip my wife over, or ask her out loud if she needs a 'poopoo' when we are in a busy crowded area.
also being in the middle of a busy pub, and standing up from the table really fast and saying 'ah you then' then storming off.. thats a good one too
Zyklon_Jay
its all about lulling them into thinking they've won and giving them the pink revenge sock when they least expect it...
EddieZilker
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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
i dont know about hitting a girl, but i regularly trip my wife over, or ask her out loud if she needs a 'poopoo' when we are in a busy crowded area.
also being in the middle of a busy pub, and standing up from the table really fast and saying 'ah you then' then storming off.. thats a good one too
Two can play that game. I was giving my girlfriend a neck-rub in Wal*Mart, of all places, and suddenly she pops off, "But I'm your SISTER!!"
Today, we were out shopping for her work which required her to buy a TON of personal care supplies, like body wash and deodorant. One of the clerks said, "Is that all for you guys?" As seriously as I could, I said, "I never the same bottle more than once. That's absolutely disgusting."
aNYthing
mr.bison
Sushipunk
quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
Two can play that game. I was giving my girlfriend a neck-rub in Wal*Mart, of all places, and suddenly she pops off, "But I'm your SISTER!!"
:stongue: Awesome.
Spam
I hit women all the time. 'em, they deserve it.
Unfortunately, they rarely notice because my spindly little arms are hardly strong enough to feed myself, let alone hurt someone.
simplcake
i slapem' with ma dick BOOOM
Nrg2Nfinit
chlola
I've had my ring finger broken when my ex was fighting to reclaim my engagement ring.
mmax24
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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
Jesus christ lmao!!!
Nrg2Nfinit
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Originally posted by chlola
I've had my ring finger broken when my ex was fighting to reclaim my engagement ring.
Would have been better if he broke both your hands so you couldn't type anymore.
