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Suppose the c0r all got together for one epic party... (pg. 7)
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| ziptnf |
| Oh, okay, IGK, I get it. |
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| Silky Johnson |
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| Vivid Boy |
Weiner would be braiding Jennypies hair and sipping fine wine while thinking of her kids at home with the new babysitters.
Borris would be in a getaway car, nervously sweating, out front of weiner's house while IGK is inside unzipping his babysitter disguise/suit. |
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| Happymess |
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Eric is on a roll. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
It's bourbon, not whiskey!
Oh, and there are bourbons sold by Wild Turkey that are 12 years old or more. The distillery was founded in 1869. What's so young about it? |
Oh, I could have sworn Wild turkey was the one that sells in a plastic jug. |
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| VAR |
i would be playing video games with Banora, flirting up a storm and things going good, until all the vodka shots i did with Acton kicked in . . .
then the party would freeze for a few seconds when Banora yells at the top of her lungs "get the away from me you drunk !"
at which point i would walk into the main room, head down, tail between my legs, heartbroken.
after a smoke and a few more shots of vodka, i would pick a fight with someone, under the belief that i am defending good (like all paladins should), when really it's just sexual angst.
that is until Jennypie notices, and mops the floor with my ass. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
Weiner would be braiding Jennypies hair and sipping fine wine while thinking of her kids at home with the new babysitters.
Borris would be in a getaway car, nervously sweating, out front of weiner's house while IGK is inside unzipping his babysitter disguise/suit. |
HAHAHAHahahah, ing blonde wig and lipstick all smeared. |
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| srussell0018 |
| Bourbon is whiskey. :rolleyes: |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by srussell0018
Bourbon is whiskey. :rolleyes: |
For a whiskey to qualify as bourbon, the law--by international agreement--stipulates that it must be made in the USA. It must be made from at least 51% and no more than 79% Indian corn, and aged for at least two years. (Most bourbon is aged for four years or more.) The barrels for aging can be made of any kind of new oak, charred on the inside. Nowadays all distillers use American White Oak, because it is porous enough to help the bourbon age well, but not so porous that it will allow barrels to leak. It must be distilled at no more than 160 proof (80% alcohol by volume). Nothing can be added at bottling to enhance flavor or sweetness or alter color. The other grains used to make bourbon, though not stipulated by law, are malted barley and either rye or wheat. Some Kentucky bourbon makers claim that the same limestone spring water that makes thoroughbred horses' bones strong gives bourbon whiskey its distinctive flavor. Kind of like that "it's the water" thing with Olympia beer.
Bourbon can be made anywhere in the U.S., but all but a couple of brands are made in Kentucky. Only the state of Kentucky can produce bourbon with its name on the label. The name comes from Bourbon county in the central bluegrass region of Kentucky. This county was named in 1785 to honor the French royal family and was once the major transshipment site for shipping distilled spirits down the Ohio and Mississippi rivers to New Orleans. Barrels shipped from there were stamped with the county's name, which then became the name of this kind of whiskey. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| "Bourbon is whiskey! :rolleyes:" srussell would shout, unnoticed, from the corner where he would continue to be ignored by everyone at the party. |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
"Bourbon is whiskey! :rolleyes:" srussell would shout, unnoticed, from the corner where he would continue to be ignored by everyone at the party. |
Except me, who takes offense. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| i would eat bran flakes and set up the easter egg hunt before my puppetry of the penis routine. |
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