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| Marcus Summers |
I've always used the dolphin test to see if chick dig it in the pooper. I kind of get off when I pull out with a nice dick. I'm a true gentleman and do not tell her this. she does not need to know.
so what if i want to get with a chick that obviously would never let me in her samantha janus?
how do i counter her argument "thats gross" |
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| Jake Benson |
| Tell her a hole that bleeds for 8 days every month is gross?:conf: |
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| Darkarbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Tell her a hole that bleeds for 8 days every month is gross?:conf: |
What kinds of hyper bleeding girlfriends have you had? :wtf:
Also, what the is the dolphin test? |
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| Marcus Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Darkarbiter
What kinds of hyper bleeding girlfriends have you had? :wtf:
Also, what the is the dolphin test? |
stick your thumb up her marmite highway when she's all hot from pounding her vag from behind. If she comes up and makes a sound similar to a dolphin, there is no anal sex for you. |
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| Darkarbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus Summers
stick your thumb up her marmite highway when she's all hot from pounding her vag from behind. If she comes up and makes a sound similar to a dolphin, there is no anal sex for you. |
What if you're the one making a similar sound to a dolphin? |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus Summers
If she comes up and makes a sound similar to a dolphin, there is no anal sex for you. |
:stongue: |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| tell her that her best friend likes it. |
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| jpisani |
| quote: | Originally posted by Darkarbiter
What if you're the one making a similar sound to a dolphin? |
Do the Merman sound! me like Merman! |
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| Ygrene |
| You really should blind side her and take her on the Dr Phil show. Explain everything there on the show and let Dr Phil counter her arguments for you. |
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| Marcus Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
tell her that her best friend likes it. |
how do you know this?! :wtf: |
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