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| Happymess |
| Expect every Mexican lady you know to try to get you to marry her daughter. |
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| VDub |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
How ecstatic were your ancestors when they found out that Canada didn't even have a fence? |
I don't think they cared...
I'm first gen here... |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Happymess
Expect every Mexican lady you know to try to get you to marry her daughter. |
I dealt with this Moroccan towncar driver forever who always tried to set me up with his daughter. I think it was because I had a nice watch at the time. Regardless, they both had upper teeth like highway construction dividers. |
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| Happymess |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I dealt with this Moroccan towncar driver forever who always tried to set me up with his daughter. I think it was because I had a nice watch at the time. Regardless, they both had upper teeth like highway construction dividers. |
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I don't even like to visit my country of birth anymore. Ever since I got hips and a Canadian citizenship, the entire town tries to set me up with their son. And I mean complete strangers who come to my house bearing presents and asking for my hand in marriage.
They disgust me. :o |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Do you spit on them?
Do they keep it???? |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| just pretend until i roast the lamb my dear selma. michouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wallah jte le jure! |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| To the welfare office my friend. |
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| Happymess |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Do you spit on them?
Do they keep it???? |
I take the presents first, and then spit on them. :gsmile:
They frame it.
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
michouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wallah jte le jure! |
Don't speak to me in that tone of voice. :o |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Happymess
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I don't even like to visit my country of birth anymore. Ever since I got hips and a Canadian citizenship, the entire town tries to set me up with their son. And I mean complete strangers who come to my house bearing presents and asking for my hand in marriage. |
Random marriage proposals are the best! :stongue:
Happened twice to ma petite. Arranged marriages aren't unheard of in the Japanese colony, but they're quite rare nowadays. Still, some bloke she didn't know wanted to marry her when she was 16 or something, and even asked her mother if it was okay. Her mother, quite amused by this nuttery, asked her if she wanted to get married just to see what her reaction would be, and she obviously declined with the most perplexed look ever on her face. The other guy was a Peruvian friend who freaked out when he thought we had broken up... the guy's got to be popular with the ladies!
"Hi, I heard you broke up with your boyfriend, will you marry me?" :haha:
He was quite insistent though, and I'd be offended it it wasn't so random :p |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by infiniteJEST
Poor Renzo. |
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The stories she tells about him are the best. He once wrote a letter (and sent it) to a girl he fancied saying that he lost his virginity in his late 20's and he was lousy with women (you don't say) and a non sequitur followed (I can't remember what it is, unfortunately). It's even better that he decided to share this information with more people so we can all be puzzled by the way his mind works.
He grew up in a boys-only school, or so we're told. |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
He grew up in a boys-only school, or so we're told. |
Is that strange to you? It's quite common in English-speaking countries. |
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