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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I'm not sure, the lights were off. But they were good. |
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| srussell0018 |
| Did your mate's vagina also function as a can opener? |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Did you think piercings were for looks? |
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| srussell0018 |
| I always thought they were a scalp massager. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I once had sex with a girl on this fat girl's bed while she was at work. An unopened can of baked beans rolled out from beneath her pillow. I tell no lie. |
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please tell me this really happened. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Trout's honour.
We were watching Evil Dead 2 when things began to kind of fog over, pretty soon we were reaching around for a condom somewhere (it was her friend's bed, she knew she had some, somewhere) and I lift a pillow up. Beenz. |
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| srussell0018 |
| Sometimes you get hungry at night. Nothing more convenient and satiating than a can of cold beans. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Trout's honour.
We were watching Evil Dead 2 when things began to kind of fog over, pretty soon we were reaching around for a condom somewhere (it was her friend's bed, she knew she had some, somewhere) and I lift a pillow up. Beenz. |
Did the fat chick find out that you discovered her secret stash? And if so, how did she explain herself? |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
It probably wasn't her secret stash. :wtf:
But our sexcapades were secretive for so long because we worked together. Ah man, this thread is gay. |
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| The17sss |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Is that so he could get away with working at Taco Bell without a net? |
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| stren |
| also, was that Frenchie ? |
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