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Has Djing gotten you laid? (pg. 2)
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| Nemesis44 |
Yes it has. Absolutely loads! Too much in fact.
The one thing I would say is that you should always take precautions though. No glove, no love.
I have seen quite a few people I started DJing with go down with HIV and die, that said most people who get HIV these days don't die at the same rate that they used to.
The other thing I would say is that you should use the getting laid as a DJ ability sparingly because if you don't then you will almost find yourself getting numb to the whole idea of intimacy, it just stops meaning anything.
Cheers
Nem |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nemesis44
Yes it has. Absolutely loads! Too much in fact.
The one thing I would say is that you should always take precautions though. No glove, no love.
I have seen quite a few people I started DJing with go down with HIV and die, that said most people who get HIV these days don't die at the same rate that they used to.
The other thing I would say is that you should use the getting laid as a DJ ability sparingly because if you don't then you will almost find yourself getting numb to the whole idea of intimacy, it just stops meaning anything.
Cheers
Nem |
Your sig is about anal sex... |
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| Tony Morello |
| when i used to play the big top 40 bar here in calgary, i'd go home with one or 2 girls every week, i made out like a bandit, it got old though because there wasn't any challenge to it, fun yes but as nem mentioned, you get numb to the whole thing |
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| meriter |
| Tony man I'm a huge fan of your work with Rage Against the Machine. |
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| Nemesis44 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
Your sig is about anal sex... |
Oddly enough we are aware of this... but it's also a VST compressor. ;) |
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| Teezdalien |
| quote: | Originally posted by meriter
Tony man I'm a huge fan of your work with Rage Against the Machine. |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nemesis44
Oddly enough we are aware of this... but it's also a VST compressor. ;) |
Have you ever got poo on your willy? Takes the shine off. |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by CalvP
Yours shines? you must be polishing...ah i can't even be bothered finishing that joke:p |
Sure. Unlike most guys I moisturise it. I cannot begin to tell you the benefits I have gained since doing so.
Men respect me more, women want to listen to my opinions and give me the eye everywhere I got. I lost weight, gained 2" in height and became the local chancellor of arts.
This all happened within about 3 weeks of moisturizing my with Garnier Aftersun Lotion (Blue Bottle) |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by CalvP
I admire you, i really do! you obviously have a firm grip on your sexuality. So many man have fallen down the slippery slope; having to stop using moisturiser through embarrassment & shame, not realising the power they possessed in their hands.
This issue has been building & building with no end in sight. It's time we men made a stand! each & everyone one us should phone QVC (ask for debbie) & order that bottle of Garnier butter today.
I have setup the "liberating men from friction burn" facebook page & i implore you to join. The guilt can be so hard on men, so we're here for you:) |
Once they see the results they wonder why they didn't do it sooner. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| I got arrested for throwing a glass from the booth onto a punter's head and got raped in jail. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| Actually it happened in the chow line. He got my starfish, but not my sloppy joe. |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by CalvP
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I didn't see the soap right away, so I was trying to figure out where he shot the missile from for the longest time. :p |
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