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Pubic Hairs (pg. 4)
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| sebby |
| Hey all you guys!!! I say we should take a picture of our shaved pubic hairs and compare. Haha!!! Just kidding!!!:haha: |
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| blazed it |
haven't tried it.. but it sounds interesting i might take it up...
but going with a razor near my sac sounds scary....
btw i heard nair burns your balls terribly so don't try that. |
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| dj kinetica |
| a lot of weirdos on ta nowadays........ |
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| Hoss |
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do one of two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements like "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought:
"It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR! |
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| Hybrid Junkie |
hoss I figured there'd be evil stubble but never did I imagine a hell like that??? I've stayed away from it but there must be some solution cos ass hair and lower lower back hair (just above ass) is a BITCH..
yeah I trim but don't shave my public hair, just to keep it neat. No little triangle designs or anything mind you.
and Remember, as Hoss has stated, "Hell Hath No Fury Like Ass Hair Scorned" :nervous: |
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| TranceSeeker |
| quote: | Originally posted by mos man
This is wicked :thepirate
I didn't think so many people would be so open about this kinda thing, I wonder if this thread will get 100+ replies :D |
Mos man I made a thread a few months ago with 150+ replies check it out: ;)
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...t=about+shaving |
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| Hybrid Junkie |
just another note before ppl start talking about shaving and hair coming back thicker, faster, coarser etc..
IT'S NOT TRUE!
It's not scientifically proven, the truth is that....
1. It may seem to grow faster and thicker but that's just cos there was no hair there and all of sudden there is...when your hair is already 2 cm long somewhere you aren't gonna notice it growing 1cm more. But when there's none and then there's 1cm of course you're going to notice and think "damn that was quick". It's all perception.
2. Yes it is coarser but only for a short while because when you shave it you cut the end of the hair and it is rough because it has been cut (think of breaking a stick in half and what the break looks like). But after it grows a bit it won't be rough because hair grows from the tip not the bit in the skin.
that's all, just wanted to clear up any confusion b4 it started.....shave away!!! |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Hybrid Junkie
...hair grows from the tip not the bit in the skin.
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Hmmm, i always assumed it grew like ur fingernails (from the base), now im not even sure of that any more. U have a link to back up what ur saying makes sense but i gotta have proof.
Have you ever thought about how your hair knows when to stop growing. Head hair will keep goin, but the rest of ur body hair stops, otherwise u would have too go to the barber 4 a body haircut. I wonder what would happen in space if ur body relies on gravitational pull to determine how long ur hair is.
It looks like im the only lazy bastard that doesn't shave down there. Well i take a shower everyday, unlike u euros (flame away), so no smell problem. What ru guys goin 2 start talkin about next Uni-brows. hehehe |
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| afastest |
I shave my public hair. Moustaches, beard, and head.
But never pubic hair. why sould I...? |
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| sothis |
| quote: | | But never pubic hair. why sould I...? |
because you realize that you wouldnt want to go down on a girl and choke on long nasty hair, thus, you are considerate and do the same for the poor girl who gets to gag on yours? |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by sothis
because you realize that you wouldnt want to go down on a girl and choke on long nasty hair, thus, you are considerate and do the same for the poor girl who gets to gag on yours? |
Man's anatomy is different from a girls, the flag poll sticks well above the lawn. Besides,most girls dont enjoy deepthroat so this usually isnt a problem, but if she wanted to and my hair was in the way id whip out the shaving kit in 2 shakes of a lamb's tail.
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| sothis |
| true.. but ive still had long hairs dislodge and then travel into my throat, at which point i spend several minutes coughing like a cat with a hairball. its really not pleasent and ruins the mood >_< |
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