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hot chix - do they fart (pg. 2)
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| jupiterone |
| in hot girls the gas simply builds up in their bodies. it then ferments and thickens over the years until it creates a molasses-like substance of farts. afterwards that consistency hardens and hardens over time until her collection of farts becomes a rare and lucrative diamond like gem that they poop out and sell to pawn shops |
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| knowhope |
I'm watching "Sex: The Annabel Chong Story" documentary. I'm wondering if she ever farted during that 10 hours of ing 300 men.
Man juice, sweat, fart. ing dirt shiet mang...
Edit: Scratch that, Annabel isn't hot. |
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| Tasty Onions |
| quote: | Originally posted by James Joyce
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being ed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I ed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest ing I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, ing in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to a farting woman when every drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. |
http://mikeypizzle.com/post/1073971...ers-to-his-wife |
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| Renzo |
| That really was the worst part of Ulysses. |
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| Tasty Onions |
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| Lira |
| No, they eliminate the fart-like sub-products of their digestion by the sole of their feet, hence the impression that they levitate and hover around all the time. |
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| saluyamo |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
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Something similar happened to me when I was a teenager.
Couldn't stop laughing then, can't stop laughing now. |
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| Sushipunk |
| Farts are awesome. I don't understand how anyone could think they aren't :conf: |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I think my wife's hot and she farted directly on my head once. Also, Brooke Shields farted on the set of Blue Lagoon. |
I hear it still can be smelled on that set |
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