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Habby Perthday Banora (pg. 2)
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wienerschnitzel
lol how do i even attempt to top that... happy birthday jori!
kadomony
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On


BANORA PLEASE BE USEFUL AND GET RID OF GMILF


What is in the syringe?

Also, happy birthday!
VDub
I'd still like to know what that was..

Hal??
tubularbills
happy barfday!
Moongoose
Happy oh ing hell Hal! Jesus .
bananas
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Image removed. No need for that, Hal :p

- Sushi

oh, stu - the partypooper:[

hb, banora, dont invite stu!
srussell0018
It's your birthday today,
What does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
That ___ years ago on this day
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face.

And nine months before that magical day,
Your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
And they were having a good time,
They were dancing and drinking wine.

Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,

And when they got home they were horny as hell,
And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
And he tore her panties off,
And his weewee was hard as a rock.

And then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,
But your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
So they formed a sixty-nine,
And your mom came at least three times.

And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,
That he forgot to put a condom on,
And when he realized his mistake,
He had ejaculated and it was already too late.
aquila
happy birthday
Banora
quote:
Originally posted by srussell0018

It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face.


Actually, I have a picture of me from when I was just born. I look like a alien! I'll find it and post it. :p


Thank you everyone!
WittyHandle
Is a alien an alien you only keep around for the purpose of fornicating with? Like a slam pig?

Alex
Dartma
happy birthday!
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