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if you could mate with any one animal... (pg. 3)
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| gmilf |
A humpback whale, for no less than three reasons.
1. So that I could tell all my friends and co-chubby chasers that "I harpooned a whale last night."
2. With the worlds largest vagina at 6-8feet long I'd know what it felt like to be Napoleon having sex.
3. I'm curious to find out if their name was given purely because the shape of their backs. |
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| aquila |
| quote: | Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
are we talking bang or mate with? do we need to produce offspring or what? |
Mate with. We need to make new furries, duh! |
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| netroM |
| quote: | Originally posted by gmilf
2. With the worlds largest vagina at 6-8feet long I'd know what it felt like to be Napoleon having sex.
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^ Napoleon's height was 5 ft 2 French inches according to Antommarchi at Napoleon's autopsy and British sources put his height at 5 foot and 7 British inches: both equivalent to 1.7 m. Napoleon surrounded himself with tall bodyguards and had a nickname of le petit caporal which was an affectionate term that reflected his reported camaraderie with his soldiers rather than his height. |
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| aquila |
| quote: | Originally posted by gmilf
A humpback whale, for no less than three reasons.
1. So that I could tell all my friends and co-chubby chasers that "I harpooned a whale last night."
2. With the worlds largest vagina at 6-8feet long I'd know what it felt like to be Napoleon having sex.
3. I'm curious to find out if their name was given purely because the shape of their backs. |
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| gmilf |
| quote: | Originally posted by netroM
^ Napoleon's height was 5 ft 2 French inches according to Antommarchi at Napoleon's autopsy and British sources put his height at 5 foot and 7 British inches: both equivalent to 1.7 m. Napoleon surrounded himself with tall bodyguards and had a nickname of le petit caporal which was an affectionate term that reflected his reported camaraderie with his soldiers rather than his height. |
I've always heard that he had a micro-penis. I wouldn't know where to begin finding credible sources for this fact. After reading your reply I have begun to wonder if he just whipped it out around Sudanese men that made him look as though he had a micro penis. :p |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| Courtney Love. |
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| shaw |
weirdest thread topic in a while. :stongue:
inb4jbjprovesmewrong |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
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| Vernon Wanderer |
| Megan Fox. |
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| The17sss |
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| chewy dragee |
Why would you ducktape a rat??
So it doesn't explode when you ram it home. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
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i wonder why she stopped posting. |
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