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Embarrasing actions when fucked up: what stupid things did you do while on drugs? (pg. 5)
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by XxClayxX
i grabbed a half full doritos bag and did the business in there. i just through the bag on the floor and tried my hardest not to loose it when a japanese exchange student put her hand in the bag.
ohhh if you only would of seen her face :eyes: :eyes: |
ohhhhhhhh noooooo, say it aint sooooooooooooooooo!
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| DjSuez |
On space cake I once played Star wars in the fog, with a laser pen...
On alcohol I have done too many things to mention, some highlights:
- Pulling too much traffic signs out of the ground ans take them home..
- I once gave a girl a traffic sign, because I 'loved' her, and she was dead ugly!!!
- Coming home very drunk, and rang up a housemate, and when she opened, i forgot i called so I said: 'what are you doing up this late, can't you get any sleep?'
- I commanded a housemate to get in his room, because when he wouldn't, i would hit im orso...in his own house!!
- Been chased by a reverse driving policecar, with a traffic sign under my coat
- Puked over the couch in the kitchen (which is from everybody), and when i woke up i said it wasn't mine, but that was hard to believe as my pants were there right next to them...
- dug a hole in a traffic roundabout, and painted '' on it..( for the dutch, i wrote: venusheuvel ipv verkeersheuvel)
- Made a cocktail with everything that was in the liquorcloset, which included medicines as well ( not a good combi...:crazy: )
- Mooned a excursion group with about 30 people.
I could go on forever...:toothless :toothless |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjSuez
On alcohol I have done too many things to mention, some highlights...
...I could go on forever... |
plz, don't. U should save some of ur stories 4 ur AA meeting tonite. |
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| Nicke |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
plz, don't. U should save some of ur stories 4 ur AA meeting tonite. |
No, keep 'em komin'. I love to read what others have done.
Makes me wanna drink right now :)
Just wait, I'll post a story some day too ;) |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjSuez
On space cake I once played Star wars in the fog, with a laser pen...
On alcohol I have done too many things to mention, some highlights:
- Pulling too much traffic signs out of the ground ans take them home..
- I once gave a girl a traffic sign, because I 'loved' her, and she was dead ugly!!!
- Been chased by a reverse driving policecar, with a traffic sign under my coat
- dug a hole in a traffic roundabout, and painted '' on it..( for the dutch, i wrote: venusheuvel ipv verkeersheuvel)
I could go on forever...:toothless :toothless |
OMFG, you're quite a traffic sign addict, aren't you? that's too funny!!! |
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| Maaz |
We need to write a book compiling all the stories from this thread :p
| quote: | Originally posted by DjSuez
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- Pulling too much traffic signs out of the ground ans take them home..
- I once gave a girl a traffic sign , because I 'loved' her, and she was dead ugly!!!
- Been chased by a reverse driving policecar, with a traffic sign under my coat |
hehe, how many traffic signs have you got!? :D I wish I had one :rolleyes: I know people who got those traffic cones when drunk (he woke up and saw something orange shining on his room, wore his glasses and saw it standing on his room - he doesn't remember where he got it from though :haha: ), and some kleptomaniac that was able to steal even a garbage can from McDonalds (those with "Thank you" in it - he's gotta teach me how to do it, hehe), but no traffic signs so far... maybe I'll purchase it, where can I buy one of these things? I want a "STOP" or a "Yield" one.
PS.: Have the police ever caught you? |
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| DjSuez |
| quote: | | hehe, how many traffic signs have you got!? |
I have i think a couple of 10 or so, i mostly give them away, i don't have room anymore.
There's a No Dogs allowed one, and Disabled Parking space, a sign from a parking lot saying 'only between the lines' and a huge yellow one saying freely translated 'bicycles demount, traffic coming from two sides' but i changed the letters, so now it's saying something like'beer on tap, faget john is turning, susie v' of course the characters don't match, but they do in dutch!! I have also a sign which sais: 'farm cycletour starts here'...that's my favourite. :D
| quote: | | PS.: Have the police ever caught you? |
just once...that was the time i was riding with the traffic sign under my coat, but they chased me because i drove without light... and i'm glad it stayed with that one time, when they catch you with a traffic sign, you can pay 1000 dollar per sign or so, depends on how big, but those things are damn expensive... ow wait, i was once cought 4 times within about 100 meters walking, because i looked like the guy who threw a fireworksbomb inside a disco, because i have the same coat, and the same hair...i'm still very glad i was like 3 meters away (at the other side of the wall) from the explosion then, it blew holes in a concrete wall!!:nervous: :nervous: |
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| uwmadtrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by Maaz
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hehe, I wish I had seen the expression on the girl's face when you passed out...
God, I added that top ten and I realised I had forgotten my all-time favourite:
There was an acid junkie (not the TA!) and his hobby was taking school exams on acid. One day, he was waving his arm and hugging his desk totally desperate. In the end people asked him what the heck he was doing
Answer: "The letters were trying to run away, bro! I tryed to hold them, but they kept falling off from my desk!" :crazy::haha:
Another day he claimed that he had done only the questions that were blinking in his test... can you guys imagine what it feels like to take an exam and realise that the letters are blinking!? :eyespop:
He knew it was because of the acid... and that's why he kept using it :D |
LMFAO. Hahahaha :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| jploveparade |
I not only steal signs, I even smuggle them over the border from Switzerland to Holland!
Never ski on E... :D
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
I not only steal signs, I even smuggle them over the border from Switzerland to Holland!
Never ski on E... :D
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I'm looking forward to sk-E-ing :D
I want traffic signs, but I just can't get it from the streets (I'm Mr. Right :toothless: ).
Let's start a new sub-thread here:
"How could Maaz get a traffic sign?"
Cheers :)
PS: Hey JP, do you have a larger picture of that sign of yours? That blond on the right seems too cute :p |
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| DCaff |
| Tripping(when it was fun), we all went outside in this big field and the grass was all laid down. and i just started screaming "Is this field made of meat"!?!"Is this a meat field?!!and i just started running as fast as a could in the meat field screaming "yes this IS the meat field!" the next morning it was just a field.....or was it? |
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| jploveparade |
| quote: | | Hey JP, do you have a larger picture of that sign of yours? That blond on the right seems too cute |
click here
Bunch of German porn stars :D |
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