They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
Alex
Roi Heenok:
Mon medallion touche a mon PENIS
meriter
pretty much all of this is hilarious and awesome
dj_alfi
quote:
Originally posted by meriter
pretty much all of this is hilarious and awesome
none of that here plz. hip hop. srs bznz.
Jarvmeister
quote:
Originally posted by netroM
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
Winner!!
I'm serious as cancer,
When I say.... Rhythm Is A Daaaaaancer!
Flec
phyrrus
a mass of tears have transformed to stones now
sharpened on suffering and woven into slings
hope lies in the rubble of this rich fortress
taking today what tomorrow never brings
EarnYourKeep
"i'm like nevada in the summer
i'm resting in the lead i need a pillow and a cover
my foots sleeping on the gas
no brake pads no such thing as last" - wayne (forever)
"My street mentality flip bricks forever, know me and money
we like armed co-defendants, nigga we stick together
whatever for this cheddar ran my game into the ground
Hustle harder to see if indictment time came around
Now you can look up and down the streets and I can't be found
Put in twenty-four hour shifts but, that ain't me now
Got a face too easy to trace, niggaz mouths got slow leaks
Had to hide between my workers, couldn't play those streets" - jayz (streets is watching)
"Now come on everybody, let's make cocaine cool
We need a few more half naked women up in the pool
And hold this MAC-10 that's all covered in jewels
And can you please put your titties closer to the 22s?" - cudi (daydreamin')
"It's only natural, actual facts are thrown at you
The impact'll blow trees back and crack statues
Million dollar rap crews fold, check the sick
explicit, I crystalize the rhyme so you can sniff it
We live this, fitted hats low conceal the Crooked I
No surprise, verbal stick up -- put em high
Rebel I, outlaw, split second on the draw
Blow the door off this , like bricks of C-4" - inspektah (itz yourz)
Mattinsanity
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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
What are you, Mattinsanity?
I agree. will the fake slim shadies please sit down.
biznology
The song is no so hot over all, but due only to delivery this is my current fav:
Big Boi]
I walk it out like that last shot of 'gnac at the club
Cause the package sto' was closed and I'm attached to my buzz
Been slammin Cadillac do's, you know woody-wood cuz
Stay jammin everything platinum check the status cuz cuz
Boy I side! Brimmin with diamonds but that don't mean
Designin fly rhyme patterns since I was seventeen kid
On "Southernplayalistic" intro listen close to Peaches
She said nothin but king all day, and they be bi-tches
It's like I'm at the dentist cause everybody got crowns
I'll change to ace of spades, cutthroats, and won't bow down
Not a king queen or jack fade this, come clean son
Swing from my 'sac like my babies
Actin like you crazy, Daddy Fat' don't like that misbehavin
A-Town's up and deuces down, and somethin else that be created
Tell Oomp, get the doomp, clear the booth it's now official
Droppin bombs like a North Korean nuclear missile
I'll walk it out, yeah
Spam
I don't give a about motherin' anything
People care about , I say, " everything"
you, me, the sky, trees
the sun, I don't need heat or vitamin D
And toasters, I don't need to cook my bread
And coasters, I use a little plate instead
And roosters, with your useless cock-a-doodle-doo
We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you
Don't give a about chairs, I prefer to stand
And air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan
And the movie "The Fan", starring Wesley Snipes
"Demolition Man's" the only Snipes movie I like
And likin' , I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a about not likin' all the I don't like
Like tissues, 'em, I'll blow my nose on the couch
And my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a about seeing, bitch, my eyes
visual perception, yo, I'd rather be blind
And time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half-an-hour at most
And coasts, don't give a about where water meets land
And boats, just cause you float, you think you're so in' bad?
And jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but
(I don't give a )
About anything, everyone and everything
(I don't give a )
I literally don't give a about anything
GGM
A bitch is a bitch, but a dog is a man's best friend.
