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| stella |
Few jokes...
(Q) What's a Yankee?
(A) Same as a quickie but you do it on your own.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.
"What are you doing?", she asks
"Hunting Flies", he responded.
"Oh!, Killed any?", she asked.
"Yep, 2 males, 3 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"
"2 were on a beer can, 3 were on the phone"
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| stella |
Sex is like a joke...
...some people get it, some people don't!
Did you hear about the Dyslexic man who walked into a bra...
One Greek to another - 'Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?'
'No,' he replies, 'I'll stick with vaseline!' |
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| Hi-Voltage |
| quote: | Originally posted by stella
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.
"What are you doing?", she asks
"Hunting Flies", he responded.
"Oh!, Killed any?", she asked.
"Yep, 2 males, 3 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"
"2 were on a beer can, 3 were on the phone"
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I've known it before,but I've heared da females were on da mirror:D |
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