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just got tested. (pg. 2)
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| wotyzoid |
| What a disappointing story, banging "whoop bags" routinely sounds BO$$. |
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| VAR |
hmm, stds ehh?
well, i consider myself lucky.
the closest that i have come (hic) to it was long ago.
"non-specific urethritis"
back in 89, when i was a young paratrooper, my girl came over and we shook-it-up-a-bit.
too tired/lazy, i didn't put a raincoat on my Ranger or piss/clean afterwords . . .
and of course, we got alerted at 3am and flew to Eglin for the practice of the invasion of Panama (Just Cause)
after not showering for a few days, I WAS PISSING ING FIRE!!!!
so, after we got back, went to the clinic and had some other medic stick a damn metal ing q-tip in my for a culture.
it felt like someone wrapped wires around my dick and plugged it in the wall.
turned out ok, took some vibramycin and it cleared quickly,
in time for me to get my "mustard stain" on my jump wings.
ever since then, i have always sheathed it- even when i was married.
i am not about to break the top cover of a toilet again by squeezing it so hard while i piss glass shards.
lesson learned |
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| Sushipunk |
You were married?
LITTLE BY LITTLE, WE LEARN MORE ABOUT VAR. |
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| VAR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
You were married?
LITTLE BY LITTLE, WE LEARN MORE ABOUT VAR. |
not completely sure if that's a good thing,
but,
thanx for enduring my crazy ass. |
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| VAR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
You were married?
LITTLE BY LITTLE, WE LEARN MORE ABOUT VAR. |
yes, for ten years- to an incredibly wonderful Woman.
She finally couldn't take my PTSD and we ended it peacefully.
i can't blame Her one bit, She deserved better, so i let Her go.
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by VAR
yes, for ten years- to an incredibly wonderful Woman.
She finally couldn't take my PTSD and we ended it peacefully.
i can't blame Her one bit, She deserved better, so i let Her go.
:( |
Sorry to hear that mate, that sucks :( |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by VAR
back in 89, when i was a young paratrooper, my girl came over and we shook-it-up-a-bit.
too tired/lazy, i didn't put a raincoat on my Ranger or piss/clean afterwords . . .
and of course, we got alerted at 3am and flew to Eglin for the practice of the invasion of Panama (Just Cause)
after not showering for a few days, I WAS PISSING ING FIRE!!!!
so, after we got back, went to the clinic and had some other medic stick a damn metal ing q-tip in my for a culture.
it felt like someone wrapped wires around my dick and plugged it in the wall.
turned out ok, took some vibramycin and it cleared quickly,
in time for me to get my "mustard stain" on my jump wings. |
lol @ all the analogies :p |
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| Yohan |
| you know, I should go out with eric one day and see him in action and c0r news that . might be hilarious |
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| Joss Weatherby |
WTF how old are you VAR? You don't like old enough to have been in Just Cause. :p
Also I love that operation name... why invade panama? Just cause... |
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| prolikewhoa |
| Vivid, this thread needs results! |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
Vivid, this thread needs results! |
I heard from a reliable source that eric got his results and, suffice it to say, he won't be posting in the c0r again for a long while. |
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