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| aNYthing |
So...
| quote: | World’s Largest Sperm Bank Says They Don’t Want Your Ginger Sperm
Cryos, a Danish network of international sperm banks and the largest one of its kind, has officially stopped taking sperm from redheaded guys. Despite an overall increase in donations, the demand for ginger sperm just isn't that high. Sorry, Matt.
Essentially, no one loves redheads sterile couples by and large don't want to make redhead babies. Cryos director Ole Schou even went on record to state that, unless a woman's partner was a ginger or she had a preference for red hair, he didn't see many people choosing red hair over other hair types. In fact, the only country where the specimens were running off the shelves was Ireland.
I just wonder how other hair colors factor into the mix. Platinum blonde can't be doing that much better can it? [Telegraph via Village Voice]
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You need to protest! It's a sticky situation and you don't have to shut up and take it, you know - just swallow it! Spit it out, rub it into their faces, like take matters into your hands, you know - be more oral about it, like really be anal about it!
THIS IS NO TIME TO GO GINGERLY ABOUT IT! The future of gingers depends on...YOU!
Won't they think of the gingers?
source: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runni...m_bank_to_r.php
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| srussell0018 |
| Top notch thread. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by srussell0018
Top notch red. |
fixed.
*shoots self in face with flare-gun* |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Goddamn, most gingers are so ing repulsive in every way. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| gingers run in our family, my dad grew up with 3 ginger sisters, he has black hair.. but then again, his family is from ireland. when i was in grade 2 i was terrified of this ginger kid named russell. i thought he was slightly retarded as well. :stongue: to be honest though, i don't mind gingers at all, i think some of them are pretty attractive! *runs and hides* |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
this ginger kid named srussell. i thought he was slightly retarded |
I lol'd. :stongue: |
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| denys envy |
| in before some form of south park ginger episode reference. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
gingers run in our family |
they'd better run!
In all honesty, I know a few guys, most now they've grown up have shaved it off or are losing it anyway, not really their faults although they were all unhinged in one way or another. |
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| bananas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
I lol'd. :stongue: |
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| Banora |
| The thing about gingers is they are either extremely attractive or extremely repulsive. There isn't a middle ground with them. As much as I love gingers I will admit there are some hideous ones in the world. |
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| bananas |
| but they DO HAVE SOULS! |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| gingers, fat people and Jews are tied. |
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