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Best chain letter ever
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| LordCrimson |
One of the ladies i work with sent me this last night, and thought i'd share with the rest of ya'll. Enjoy.
LC
Hello, my name is Amber and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that
if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her
forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
What a bunch of bull.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize
me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter
in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
them.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor,
wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some
omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't ing care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to
by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you
shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years
and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward
this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will
consume your genitals.
Have a nice day |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
/me falls out of the chair and drops on the floor in hysterical laughter...
ouch, my stomach and my face.... they hurt |
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| XxClayxX |
hahaha thats a classic
one of the funniest things ive read in awhile |
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| Shudder |
| thats brutal :happy2: :haha: |
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| sothis |
this is soooooo old
i think the first time i got it was like 3-4 years ago
heh its still funny tho |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| lol. hehe gonna go forwards this to everyone i no now :) |
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| Narcotic Mind |
i've never saw it before
tis funny |
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| takeajoinandfly |
| i've saw this b4,but it's still funny:haha: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| BTG |
| *giggles* angry people rule. |
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