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Who should play Miss Pie in her spin-off porno noir?
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| Halcyon+On+On |
We're going to start casting for Jennifer's true-life Retirement Home exploits. There will be much intrigue, deception, and penetration into the human condition. Also, bas' shorn pelvis, since it stays up all night solving crimes.
The casting couch has been dry-cleaned, and there's plenty of Purell to go around. Action! |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| I have Braille on my willy for the blind bitches. thanks hpv. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
I have Braille on my willy for the blind bitches. thanks hpv. |
You're too dark to show up in black and white. I'm sorry. Pretty sure you get your teeth whitened as well, so we'll call you when we're ready for a good haunted hospital installment. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You're too dark to show up in black and white. I'm sorry. Pretty sure you get your teeth whitened as well, so we'll call you when we're ready for a good haunted hospital installment. |
I could do whiteface. *puts away watermelon* |
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| Joss Weatherby |
Wouldn't Jenny play herself in anything porn?
Also Banora reminds me of Chloe Camilla for some reason. I don't know if that is a compliment or not because I find Chloe Camilla really ing annoying in her scenes. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| you probably find her annoying because she had sex with another person. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Wouldn't Jenny play herself in anything porn? |
That was the original thought, but when the studio asked her to bleach her anus, she made the rookie mistake of trying to do it herself. Now her spider button looks more like a knot you'd use on a fishing boat. It'd be salvageable if it didn't weep constantly. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
you probably find her annoying because she had sex with another person. |
xtube that bitch, so ing annoying. Luckily she does a lot of BDSM so half the time she has a gag in her mouth, but the other times... :nervous: |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| naw...I'll save my sperm for humans. socks are expensive these days and they can't make me a sandwich afterwards. |
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