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Murdering my neighbor's dog
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| ziptnf |
| My neighbor's dog enjoys barking incessantly right when I'm trying to go to sleep. Anyone have creative ways to murder the creature? |
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| Amduscias |
| Small piece of poisoned chicken |
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| Sushipunk |
| Extreme dick-punch, then chop it up and serve it to your neighbors on a pizza. |
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| BTG |
| you should kick it, and then wait for a hilarious phone call from your neighbor |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| I'm drunk. And the worsr part is when I went to the liqour store to buy a nice bottle of wone the guy didn't Id me instead he said "do you drink often?" Lkike WHat the is that supposed to mean? >:( ikm not that old. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
I'm drunk. And the worsr part is when I went to the liqour store to buy a nice bottle of wone the guy didn't Id me instead he said "do you drink often?" Lkike WHat the is that supposed to mean? >:( ikm not that old. |
:haha: |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
I'm drunk. And the worsr part is when I went to the liqour store to buy a nice bottle of wone the guy didn't Id me instead he said "do you drink often?" Lkike WHat the is that supposed to mean? >:( ikm not that old. |
Awesome. :stongue: |
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| jester |
| Ever heard of ear plugs you dumb . |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| I woulkdn't pay ing rent to put piecesa of foam in my ears that why shouldn't you be able to enjoy quiet in your own home without dogs barking all the time but seriously I woukd rather listen to dogs bark then crackheads bickering but you'd probably get in more troublE for killing the. Crackhead. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| Also it's my dogs birthday today. She's 7 |
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