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Man rips out own eyes in church (pg. 4)
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| Spam |
| This thread certainly IS filled with a cornea-copia of bad puns. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
It's rather blind of us to focus on this single man though; Think of all the people who had to behold such a spectacle! |
If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Whatever could cause someone to... Oedipull one's eyes- ah it, that's terrible. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| oeye, mein leben. Oh wait, this isn't a Synagouge. |
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| simplcake |
| clearly god wasn't on his sight |
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| WittyHandle |
| He wanted to see the beauty of God in his eyes so he beheld them. |
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| srussell0018 |
| It's way too easy to see through these obvious puns. Such vitreous humor. |
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| saluyamo |
I don't look at the sun. Do you have another source? |
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| Moongoose |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
10/10.
...20/20 |
Eye see what you did there. |
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| Lilith |
| Probably wont be the last wide eyed sucker blindsided by the church. |
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