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Buck up and name some dudes that you would dad so bad. (pg. 6)
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| That marble white dad of yours is what's going on. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Let's see those protons. |
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| Ted Promo |
| I WANNA KNOW IF I WANNA YOUR DAD, PRO. CAN YOU HELP ME OUT, BRAH? |
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| prolikewhoa |
| don't my dad. |
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| Ted Promo |
Well is he at least available to dad me hard? Place baseball cards in the spokes of my somber bike. Guide me down a slight hill and into the arms of your favorite memories? Can he take my pants?
To the dry cleaner? Leaving me naked or so? |
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| stren |
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| prolikewhoa |
| no. put some clothes on you heathen. |
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| VAR |
farmin' Pro???
c'mon now.
:disbelief |
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| Ted Promo |
| Var, it is as though every cogent portion of yourself had sex with yourself so that you asexually inbredded yourself until you embedded yourself in each of our hearts like an attractive version of cardiac arrest. Like the moment your heart skipped a beat and you began to succumb to the crushed velvet fingers of potent death, and then the person you know you want to spend the rest of your life comes up to you as you are dividing into the next realm. And this person is your dad and he dads you until you bleed from the edge of your teeth. Then you die a lot. Then your dad dads you with a shovel. And now you're on TA forever. |
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| meriter |
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| prolikewhoa |
| i don't understand anything that's going on |
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