this is now jennie should make a rant video thread
Silky Johnson
Lol no it's not me, and no I'm not going to make any rant videos.
Yohan
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Originally posted by Miss Pie
Lol no it's not me, and no I'm not going to make any rant videos.
this is now a life time goal for me. before i die, you will make a rant vid (how pathetic is that for a life goal?)
VAR
AnotherWay83
she looks kinda like slylee
Banora
Must. have. Nyan-cat. shirt.
denys envy
that girl looks like she would do some coke off my cock... just saying.
and it's obviously not jen, cuz there's no sexy mole on the forehead.
Halcyon+On+On
It's a goiter, you insensitive prick. :mad:
VAR
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Originally posted by Banora
Must. have. Nyan-cat. shirt.
yes
Vector A
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Did your man like the muppets as a kid? Put on a super sexy ventriloquist show for him by gluing googly eyes to one side of your vagina and using your hand to open and close your labia like a mouth! Don’t forget to give your vagina a silly voice while you make it talk dirty to him so he knows that you can be quirky and fun while you’re being seriously sexy!
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Anonymous asked: "is there a sexy way to fart in to his face???"
yes just scream “FART” at the top of the lungs when you do it. his senses will be overwhelmed and men just love overstimulation!!!! just make sure you don’t fart in the wrong guy’s face that would be embarrassing!
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if you’re feeling feisty, pee in a cup and then take turns sniffing it with your man
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thinking of starting a family? when he’s asleep, paint a portrait of what you think your future kids will look like on your man’s penis!
