|
Dear Nou: A Life Coach gives free living, medical and legal Advice (pg. 2)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| Joss Weatherby |
1. We weren't arguing over if you could sue them for copyright infringment. You could. Could you get statutory damages with out registration? No, not unless you somehow fall under 17 106A.
2. What? Japanese? I barely know Japanese... :p
3. Uh... I am not friends with religious people so I'd be the wrong person to ask. :) |
|
|
| srussell0018 |
| Nou stop ruining a good thread with all your faggotry. |
|
|
| Joss Weatherby |
| :sadgreen: |
|
|
| EddieZilker |
Dear Nou,
I've got a date, tonight. It's with a girl. I still live with my parents and lost my virginity to a friend when we were so drunk on his dad's Triple Sec that situational homosexuality seemed really appealing. But to answer your question, no, I've never actually been with a girl. I don't even have the faintest idea what it's like to touch their boobies, except this one time when I accidentally bumped into this one in line at the super-market. I mean a girl, although technically it was one of her boobs but they weren't that big or anything. Anyway, I didn't wash my elbow for a week but that's not anything out of the ordinary. I've only ever showered two days in a row, like three times in my life.
Anyway, what do girls like to talk about? Should I talk about my job? Well, technically, it's not a job. It's more like a hobby my parents are supporting, financially. Should I talk about that or should I make up about myself, like tell her I'm a model for GQ even though she can plainly see I'm too hideous for one of those arty Benetton ads that tries to make some profound social statement?
I'm just figuring that if I can get away with a huge lie, like that, she'll be suspending so much disbelief that when I lean in to kiss her, she won't notice that I smell like Febreeze and two-day old socks.
DesperateDimes4DisperatePleasures |
|
|
| srussell0018 |
| :stongue: :stongue: |
|
|
| DJ Itchy Tits |
 |
|
|
| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
Dear Nou,
I've got a date, tonight. It's with a girl. I still live with my parents and lost my virginity to a friend when we were so drunk on his dad's Triple Sec that situational homosexuality seemed really appealing. But to answer your question, no, I've never actually been with a girl. I don't even have the faintest idea what it's like to touch their boobies, except this one time when I accidentally bumped into this one in line at the super-market. I mean a girl, although technically it was one of her boobs but they weren't that big or anything. Anyway, I didn't wash my elbow for a week but that's not anything out of the ordinary. I've only ever showered two days in a row, like three times in my life.
Anyway, what do girls like to talk about? Should I talk about my job? Well, technically, it's not a job. It's more like a hobby my parents are supporting, financially. Should I talk about that or should I make up about myself, like tell her I'm a model for GQ even though she can plainly see I'm too hideous for one of those arty Benetton ads that tries to make some profound social statement?
I'm just figuring that if I can get away with a huge lie, like that, she'll be suspending so much disbelief that when I lean in to kiss her, she won't notice that I smell like Febreeze and two-day old socks.
DesperateDimes4DisperatePleasures |
Don't try. Thats my motto! :D Relationships just cut into productive things like masturbating to anime. |
|
|
| bananas |
| every now and again c0r still delivers, bravo:stongue: :stongue: |
|
|
| Halcyon+On+On |
| What the hell did we do without EddieZilker? |
|
|
| EgosXII |
| :stongue: :stongue: |
|
|
| nefardec |
I like this one:
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
I'd pretty much refer to any other transgender person by the pronoun they prefer, but I am still not convinced you even have a gender identity disorder based on your past actions. To be honest you seem to do things just to be the most non-aligned person possible. I think you suffer more from a need to be marginalized (and then become defensive about it) than any sort of true gender identity issue. |
|
|
|
|
|
