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if i was a cobbler... (pg. 2)
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| flystyler |
| quote: | Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
shoe-ers? :conf: |
Hmmm wel if i wanted my driveway cobbled, i woudl get a cobbler, but then i woudl have like a walkin drive way or sommit, i dunno, all seems a little strange to me
Maybe something is going on :conf: |
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| Spad |
| Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobbled pavement. The first says "I don't think I've ever come this way before". The second turns and says "no me either, it must have something to do with the cobbles" |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spad
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobbled pavement. The first says "I don't think I've ever come this way before". The second turns and says "no me either, it must have something to do with the cobbles" |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by goldenarmZ
or maybe some nice sandals |
It'll never happen, not even a nice pair of hush puppies nowadays.
Thats why in a recent issue of "cobblers fortnightly" it said...| quote: | | over 40% of the cobblers in the UK have resorted to selling smack to break even, the problem is worse in the north east, as the cobblers break into peoples houses, break there shoes, and then give a free sample of smack to make them break there shoes more often.... |
it's a sick cobbling world :stongue: |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
It'll never happen, not even a nice pair of hush puppies nowadays.
Thats why in a recent issue of "cobblers fortnightly" it said...
it's a sick cobbling world :stongue: |
also they always tend to "lose" steel toecapped shoes that are due to be cobbled, they then use these to knock out grannies and grab there purses to pay for their smack habits! |
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| flystyler |
And with the new cobbling rules it has driven cobbling under ground.
I was out at gatecrasher the other night, and i had some shifty 50 year old man, nudge me and ask me if i wanted some cheep shoes, i felt a bit sorry for him, but i didnt want to do my first then, so maybe next time
I hear you can get a huge range of cobbled shoes these days. I just wasnt sure wot i was getting :conf: |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by flystyler
And with the new cobbling rules it has driven cobbling under ground.
I was out at gatecrasher the other night, and i had some shifty 50 year old man, nudge me and ask me if i wanted some cheep shoes, i felt a bit sorry for him, but i didnt want to do my first then, so maybe next time
I hear you can get a huge range of cobbled shoes these days. I just wasnt sure wot i was getting :conf: |
yes they might of had ketamine in them! dangerous are ketamine shoes! :nervous: |
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| flystyler |
| quote: | Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
yes they might of had ketamine in them! dangerous are ketamine shoes! :nervous: |
Ooooh u missed a mint joke
*They might have been laced with ket*
boo boom
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| goldenarmZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by flystyler
Ooooh u missed a mint joke
*They might have been laced with ket*
boo boom
hehehe |
i dont get it :conf: |
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| flystyler |
| quote: | Originally posted by goldenarmZ
i dont get it :conf: |
Laced, shoes, get it, god some people r soooooooooo thick :p
hehe
Stop messing with me :) |
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| goldenarmZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by flystyler
Laced, shoes, get it, god some people r soooooooooo thick :p
hehe
Stop messing with me :) |
doh... for a minute there i thought you'd taken the bait :p :stongue: |
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