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| EddieZilker |
| I saw Robocop 2 the other day. It was good. Murphy was played by a actor from the first one and this lady, a psykologist, she put all these funny words into his head and made him say them so when he and his partner went and fight crime he is doing all this funny stuff telling these bad kids not to curse because its bad when they are like beating up everyone and he shot at this guy for smoking and then he electocutted himslef so that he would not talk funny anymore. And then the lady that put the words into Murphy made this new Robocop, Robocop 2, out of this bad guy that Robocop was trying to fight with his partner and he was really bad and killed a lot of people. I liked the movie because it had a lot of action and it was funny when Murphy was saying all those silly things. I did not like about the movie that it has all these dumb commercials for a company that is not even real. I would never buy sunscreen that turned your skin green and they should have not done so many. |
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| EddieZilker |
maybe you didnt like the emotions the review gave you. maybe you dont like it because it makes you insecure about what you know about movies.
its simple, today's reviews are riddled with excessive words, over extended social criticisms, and really weak interpretations.
i tried to make an energy review, and its specifically layered like this to produce words the general public's eye cant distinguish.
i value ART over information
im sorry u werent informed, and im sorry you dont appreciate art.
* And, Jack, this isn't directed at you. I actually did see Robocop 2 the other day. I still hold your review in high regard.
EDIT: Although your review is an effective counter-point to illustrate the parody. |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| that review is deadly serious |
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| nchs09 |
I saw Power Rangers last night. The movie began with a meteor falling on Earth. I began to get aroused as i knew the bad guys were coming. Coincidentally, i was about to come too. Then we cut to a scene were the Power Rangers are in high school hanging out and overall having a good time. You could tell by their playfulness that they had chemistry.
I stopped watching then, mostly because i achieved orgasm after seeing the first female in the movie. I believe it was the yellow ranger, however, i can not be sure as i normally close my eyes at the time of orgasm. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
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