| Mail Man |
A Middle-aged guy bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SL500.
He took off down the road, pushed it up to 90mph, and was enjoying
the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.
"This is great", he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a police
car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him no
problem",thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 130mph to escape being stopped.
Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for
this kind of thing", and pulled over to the side of the road, and
waited for the police car to catch up with him. The policeman
pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the driver's side.
"Sir", he said, looking at his watch, "My shift ends in a few
minutes and today is Friday the 13th.....If you can give me a
good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the policeman and said,
"Last week my wife ran off with a policeman, and I thought you were
bringing her back." The policeman said, "Have a nice day." |
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