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| La5eR |
What super-nerds/super-geeks do:
1) Play Dating-sims/Visual Novels like Da Capo, Clannad, Kanon, etc..
2) Write programs to work out the optimal rotation for skills/abilities in MMO's
3) Write web-applications to keep track of their calculations they do every day to optimize programs they write
4) Write applications to decompile themselves, add code, then recompile themselves seemlessly.
5) Put aside their sexual desires to revolutionize the species through science decades/centuries into the future.
6) Prove people wrong in relationships they have using mathematical and scientific principles
7) Inherit any and all abilities of lesser-nerds/geek levels that do not contradict the main functions of their level and employ those techniques.
8) Write a post like this.
What moderate-nerds/moderate-geeks do:
1) Write dating-sims/Visual Novels
2) Write programs to fulfill their sexual desires with minimal to moderate human interaction
3) Use mathematical and scientific principles to control the few relationships they are in
4) Theorize how to make the human race more sexually disjoint(clean room reproduction, drugs to inhibit emotions, etc...)
5) Contemplate ways to halt the emotional flaws of humanity.
6) Inherit any and all abilities of lesser-nerds/geek levels that do not contradict the main functions of their level and employ those techniques.
What low-level geeks/nerds do:
1) use mathematical principles in their life while letting their emotions dominate
2) Attempt to prove ppl wrong using loosely bound psycho-analytical and scientific skills.
3) Listen to any and all forms of EDM inter-mixed
4) Think of ways to remove the need for sexual contact for the continuation of the human species yet giving into the urge at the slightest coersion
5) Inherit any and all abilities of lesser-nerds/geek levels that do not contradict the main functions of their level and employ those techniques.
What non-geeks/nerds do:
1) Just dont give a .
What level are you on? |
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| tubularbills |
| I like turtles |
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| tubularbills |
| Actually, I don't care for them too much. :( |
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| PivotTechno |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
I like turtles |
It's true, y'know.
Eschew labels. Eschew 'em up and spit 'em out. |
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| Lira |
| The best I can do is write web applications, but I'm definitely not a nerd if I spend more time at the gym than writing said applications :p |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
The best I can do is write web applications, but I'm definitely not a nerd if I spend more time at the gym than writing said applications :p |
Yes, but we all know you're only at the Gym because it's a nice quiet place to read :o |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spam
Yes, but we all know you're only at the Gym because it's a nice quiet place to read :o |
:stongue:
I'm guilty of reading on the treadmill :p |
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| Joss Weatherby |
Take out the nerd from the first post and its correct.
Nerds are scientists, geeks are star trek/battlestar fans (aka PKC). |
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| Lira |
| It depends on the kind of scientist, really. |
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| WittyHandle |
| If this thread were any less interesting it would actually become somewhat more interesting, but I don't think that's possible. |
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