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| dj_alfi |
Let's say there's like this one chick (or rather 4, but I'll settle for the pretty one) on a TV Show of the avionic kind that I would like to stick it to pretty hard. How would I go about doing such a thing without seeming like a deranged lunatic? My personality is like ice cream and awesomeness and I look like a crisp dollar bill, so that part is really not an issue. I've considered going through an agent, but I'd doubt they'd take anything serious, maybe it'd help if I got an agent myself, but the only other option I can think of, which is throwing rocks at her bedroom window, really doesn't seem like a viable option.
So, COR, board of the mighty, knowers of all that is known and keepers of that which is truth, I come to thee with just one simple question:
What's my next move? |
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| Julz |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
What's my next move? |
Heshen bag + Chloroform |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Julz
Heshen bag + Chloroform |
I get the chlorofom is so the banging will be more intense, and those bags are probably nice to do it on for like grippage and stuff, but yeah, as i said; that stuff is really not an issue in which to I am asking for too the guidance herein. errr :conf:
So yeah, way before that. How do I get her face to face so I can turn on my charm and stick it to her real good?
Edit: Russel:rolleyes: that's weak even for you. |
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| srussell0018 |
| Sorry, I'm sure you'll be fine. Just make sure that if you have a beer beforehand you wait 3 weeks before you drive to go meet her. |
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| Julz |
Stand about 5meters away with the bag in 1 hand and the chloroform in the other, holding each item around head height.
Then grin at her with a slightly confused face, and hopeful she'll know whats going down.
Really not that hard at all.. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
What's my next move? |
Stab her in the butt :p |
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| Banora |
| Become a Z-list celebrity like her and hope for the best? |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
Become a Z-list celebrity like her and hope for the best? |
Banora banged all the dudes in Above & Beyond so you should take her advice. |
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| srussell0018 |
| I thought 66.6% of them were gay :conf: |
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
Banora banged all the dudes in Above & Beyond so you should take her advice. |
Including their new lighting guy. He was the best. ;) |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Julz
Stand about 5meters away with the bag in 1 hand and the chloroform in the other, holding each item around head height.
Then grin at her with a slightly confused face, and hopeful she'll know whats going down.
Really not that hard at all.. |
Wow, that sounds both incredibly creepy and highly illegal, and I don't roll that way no mo'...
Also why the are you replying? I asked from help from the COR and just because you kinda hang out here sometimes doesn't make you a part of the COR, bitch. Later dude, s you in your a, don't wear a c and j all over your b's. |
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