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| LoveHate |
| much like lions in the wild, they have one chance to pounce on their pray, and if they up the deer is gone. And the same can be said when running into females in public. Today i was just minding my own business walking the street, when a few girls walked by me, one of them said hi, i normally dont get approached in public so i didnt say anything until i was a little distance away, and i looked back and the girl screamed back "i said hi! "by the than i was to far to run any game but im just replaying that scenario in my head and shaking my head at myself because i just missed an opportunity. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| girls are like deer, theres tons of em. em. hit one with your car |
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| aquila |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
girls are like deer, theres tons of em. em. hit one with your car |
I have never ever ed a deer. What's it like? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| sorta like in a moose. |
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| OrangestO |
| Girls are like deer because of Bambi. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| girls are more like pigs |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
girls are more like pigs |
Girls like having their ears pulled while you give them raspberries? |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| US HILL FOLK IS ON OCCASION LONESOME, OK?? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
They like having their ears pulled while you give them raspberries? |
when i pull their tail they straighten up a lil, but when i let em go they go all screwy again |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| They also look good hanging from a hook in a freezer. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Girls are actually more like bucks, all they want is your doe. hehehe, ok, I can be done. |
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