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[Game] Is there a link between dubstep and HPV? (pg. 2)
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
FOR S SAKE.
It was black. |
funny thing is, if someone ahead of you deletes their post, everything gets flip flopped to the opposite color.
I blame HPV AND dubstep for this. |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
funny thing is, if someone ahead of you deletes their post, everything gets flip flopped to the opposite color.
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Using this post, I'm arguing against the motion.
Also because I'm grey... at the time of posting :p
Also, I think we should be debating something else, other than posts lol.
Evolution anyone? .......... it's not true. |
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| zyklon-jay |
I have hpv and dislike 99% of dubstep.
myth busted. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
Using this post, I'm arguing against the motion.
Also because I'm grey... at the time of posting :p
Also, I think we should be debating something else, other than posts lol.
Evolution anyone? .......... it's not true. |
I'd say that, thanks to evolution, HPV is now dubstep-borne. |
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| Desiderata |
Dubstep causes HPV for a few reasons:
If you happen to help support the weight of a sweaty Skrillex as he is crowd surfing and you get a big glob of sweat in your mouth that just dripped of the end of his long sweat soaked hair, chances are you just became addicted to Meth and will develop HPV in the throat.
What are the signs, symptoms and potential health problems of HPV?
Rarely, warts in the throat -- a condition called recurrent respiratory papillomatosis, or RRP. When this occurs in children it is called juvenile-onset RRP (JORRP). http://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stdfact-hpv.htm
If Skrillex doesn't carry HPV then chances are the newly found addiction of Meth you just been introduced to by that drop of sweat dripping in your mouth will cause you to make crazed decisions to take home the sleaziest of women (probably one that has a haircut similar to Skrillex) and have unprotected sex. You will know in 3 months but most likely you will never know because most people never show any symptoms.
Now to make sure you get the symptoms of HPV at a Dubstep show is following the above ^^^ but before you take the girl home dance behind her grinding your penis on her jeans as she is bent over, more than likely after an hour you will have developed a friction burn then take her home and as planned have unprotected sex and you will now know for sure in 3 months.
(I should be black unless someone posted before I finished this) |
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| tubularbills |
AGAINST:
The above cannot happen, for Skrillex is not real. |
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| Lira |
Lies! If Skrillex is not real, then where's the drop? Huh?!
There is a drop! |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Lies! If Skrillex is not real, then where's the drop? Huh?!
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the wh0re you slept with. |
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| Lira |
Yes! A bird gave me the drop, I now have HPV, therefore dubstep causes HPV.
Case closed, vote black! |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Yes! A bird gave me the drop, I now have HPV, therefore dubstep causes HPV.
Case closed, vote black! |
that bird belonged to Stu. and he does not listen to dubstep. therefore, it does not cause HPV. Rather, it comes from Kiwis:o |
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| Lira |
I was talking about the other kind of bird. You know, the really fit ones?
Who do you think I am? Am I tilting my head!? :mad: |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
I was talking about the other kind of bird. You know, the really fit ones?
Who do you think I am? Am I tilting my head!? :mad: |
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