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Looking for a ghost DJ
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| cryophonik |
| I'm too lazy and intelligent to DJ, but I've decided that I want to get filthy rich from my choonz. So, I'm looking for some DJ to create a DJ cryophonik persona on my behalf. You must be at least as uber-sexy as I am, which obviously rules out 99% of you, and you'll need to perform somewhere in the range of 10-15 jesus poses per minute and sport a hipster baseball cap like nobody's bizness. You won't get paid a dime and any/all earnings will go directly to me, but you get all the girls and STDs that my name will certainly attract. Any takers? |
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| Excess |
waving my arms in the air behind a couple cd players AND std's?
sign me up |
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| MSZ |
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| Julz |
| quote: | Originally posted by MSZ
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LOL |
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| aquila |
| Just plug in your ipod with one of Armin's podcasts on it. |
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| bogert |
| LOLZ..!! Just go to the graveyard and tune into a channel..You will find many Ghost DJ's. :) |
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| Beatflux |
| quote: | Originally posted by cryophonik
a hipster baseball cap like nobody's bizness |
Hahaha, hipsters don't wear ballcaps... |
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| Normie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Beatflux
Hahaha, hipsters don't wear ballcaps... |
There is one out there somewhere that does and trust me, eventually they all will and that one dude will spam heaven and earth to tell all his hipster lemming buddies that "he" was into ballcaps before they were cool ;) |
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| cryophonik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Beatflux
Hahaha, hipsters don't wear ballcaps... |
We can safely assume that you've never been to California then. |
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| Nightshift |
| quote: | Originally posted by MSZ
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A+ :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| meriter |
| quote: | Originally posted by cryophonik
You won't get paid a dime and any/all earnings will go directly to me, but you get all the girls and STDs that my name will certainly attract. |
I'LL DO IT. |
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