|
Best [TUTORIAL] Really Great Advices Thread For You To Always Follow Always: (pg. 2)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Beatflux
y post this? |
I know. I've laid bare all our tricky production secrets at the expense of empowering our successors. I know you feel threatened but I feel strangely liberated. It's as though a great weight has been lifted on my shoulders. I did it for myself. But not just for myself. I did it for my community. I did it for my country. I did it for each and every one of us. The needs of the many and all that happy horse-.
I did it for the children. |
|
|
| cryophonik |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
I did it for the children. |
My illegitimate kids made this for you.
 |
|
|
| Nightshift |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
Yoink - see #11. |
lol i was pointing out my favorite one, as one can get lost in a wall of text sometimes, i should have jsut quoted, but i got lazy lol. :D |
|
|
| Nightshift |
| quote: | Originally posted by cryophonik
...including your kick. |
lol the redundancy never ends! i am entertained by it |
|
|
| TranceElevation |
 |
|
|
| cryophonik |
| - whenever someone gives you a detailed explanation of how and why something should or shouldn't be done, always scour the internet to find one example of a "pro" (i.e., relatively successful amateur that no one outside of EDM forums has ever heard of) who does it differently. |
|
|
| Rodri Santos |
| although some of them are deliberately excesive some of them just reflect the reality of what is really happening, a bit sad. |
|
|
| Normie |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
16. Instruction manuals are for pussies who pay for their music-software. Even if you pay for it, don't ever read these things because it will infringe on your creativity less if you don't know what you're doing. Most software synths come with presets so learning how to use it to make your own sounds is a waste of time. If you're really stuck, start a thread on TA.
|
16A: Truly creative will in fact, never purchase software. Cracked software use puts you in the spiritual company of William Gibson novels and their various bad movie adaptations, along with other cyberpunk/4chan/interwebZ hero type dogmatists, and thus you are 'the '. Spend hours justifying yourself on forums around the net, while the unemployment rate rises due to the piracy you excuse for yourself under narrowly defined/self benefiting rationalizations. Write odes to the '99%'.
Additional: 'Sellouts' like Tiesto, AVB, Corsten etc. currently do not have, nor ever did have, any actual musical talent. They achieved their corner of the musical empire solely through the stupidity of the masses, who simply are too braindead to appreciate the unappreciated yet vast talents of the bedroom/underground prodigies who, through the greed of evil corporations, are forced to resort to theft to express themselves properly. 20+ years of actual production and international performance cannot possibly compare to a kid with a cracked copy of "FLEverythingeverproduced", earbuds, a few hits of acid and a "...like... vision... man." Contrary to popular belief, all genres of music since the 1600s were in fact created by some guy in a corporate office with teams of monks writing the songs/melodies/lyrics and musicians from Bach to BB King were entirely studio-funded creations. |
|
|
| meriter |
| - Loudness is more important than songwriting. |
|
|
| cryophonik |
Don't forget the most important truism in life:
- if you saw it or read it on the internet, it must be true. |
|
|
| Normie |
| quote: | Originally posted by cryophonik
Don't forget the most important truism in life:
- if you saw it or read it on the internet, it must be true. |
TV never lied to our parents so it stands to reason the Internet would never lie to us. |
|
|
|
|
