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when was the last time you sharted? (pg. 2)
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| tubularbills |
| Earlier this month, had the stomach flu....woke up one morning thinking I had slept soundly...apparently, I slept too soundly :( |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| Actually... Just now... :nervous: |
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| Lira |
| Fortunately, my records are off the sharts. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Fortunately, my records are off the sharts. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: ing love the c0r |
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| Lomeli |
I almost did right now, LMAO! Gotta be careful as I get older...
Last time I'd say was when I was 9 or 10 years old. |
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| OrangestO |
Yea, so one of my friends goes to these drug classes he has to do once a week for probation. In the six months he's been going to them, he hasn't been pissed tested there once. After all, that's what going to the actual probation officer is for.
Anyways, he walked in there yesterday and surprise: he found out from someone that they were doing piss tests. Well, a few hours prior he took a pain killer for some back pain or some , so he ran out to his car and freaked out. In midst of his panic, he called the lady inside the building, who runs the program, and said he was running late and that he'd be there in a few minutes.
Long story short. He walked in with his boxers in his hand and told them he sharted on his way over because he was running late. They told him to go home and that they would see him next week.
Piss test averted. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| Funny this thread has been bumped, because it just happened to me now. I ate a dodgy kebab after a night out on Friday, and since then my bowels have been... not entirely stable. |
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| Vector A |
| Surprised so many people keep sharting into adulthood. :wtf: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vector A
Surprised so many people keep sharting into adulthood. :wtf: |
I meant to write a witty comeback, but because I'm already an adult, I can't seem to give it my best shart :( |
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| OrangestO |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
I meant to write a witty comeback, but because I'm already an adult, I can't seem to give it my best shart :( |
Quit being a shartass. |
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| ziptnf |
| I don't think I've ever sharted, but my butthole can certainly be leaky at times. I hate that feeling, especially when you're in public and you get anxious for no reason whatsoever. |
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