I haven't gone in three days and that's with eating a lot of junk food. Feel bad and bloated.
Acton
dj_alfi
I bet you're looking forward to this part
Alex
Stick some fleet enema up your ass.
Reza
anal helps
Lira
Good for you. I just had a rather unpleasant emergen at a shopping mall.
It was a liberating experience after it was over, but the tension until I reached the restroom was overwhelming.
Quazar
Eat a couple of apples and then drink a cup of black coffee.
Chris Crossland
nigga I got a roid and on Tuesday I took the fastest and most painful ever. I popped my roid and was bleeding out of my ass. It sucked!
Redd
3 days is nothing
Sushipunk
quote:
Originally posted by Redd
3 days is nothing
Fully nothing.
Now, I'm not a nervous flyer at all. I love being in airplanes. It's exciting. My dad used to work for an airline when I was a kid, and we'd fly all over the place.
These days though, for some reason, if I'm about to take a flight, I can't . Doesn't matter if I'd had a particularly nasty vindaloo the night before, no difference. And it will take my insides about 3-5 days to get back on track. EVEN WITH A VINDALOO.
That said, there's NOTHING like a big, massive crap, after not pooping for 3-5 days. Absolutely superb.
Redd
Haha wow, I didn't think anyone else had a strange "thing" like that. Though I never thought of it as a result of flying, that might be it. When I was younger and went abroad I could, I you not, go 10 days without taking a dump. Yes I would totally plug the unfortunate toilet I gave birth into. It has to be said that even now, without traveling, I usually only squeeze one out once every 3 days. Weird digestion/metabolism or whatever.
On a side note; cleaning your ears with those cotton-sticks while letting the monster inside you out is something to try. It's double pleasure.
Do people who enjoy getting anal enjoy taking a dump more than the rest of us?
aquila
If it comes out after the fifth day you can brick your house with it.
