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Are you single? Do you like Björk? Icelanders need you (they're just too shy to tell)
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| Lira |
Or so it seems.
Icelandic sheep are really horny, it seems.
But in the wrong, and quite painful, way.
There's not enough people in Iceland, reason why they can still get away with not having actual surnames (really, go look it up! The last name just states who the father or the mother is!). And it's been like that for ages, so it's quite easy to bang your cousins by mistake if you don't know their parents are actually your relatives - and interbreeding something all societies frown upon, with the notable exception of Nascar fans. In short, they need more people. And it could well be YOU! Wouldn't it be awesome?!
Of course it would! The weather is great: the summer lasts during all months starting with "F", when the temperature spikes above zero degrees Celsius reaching almost 10 degrees in the unit Americans should get used to. You don't need to worry about rain because all they get during the summer is sleet - and you don't have to worry about romancing Islanders because they're all sluts. I mean, not all of them, of course, because some of them play hard to get. It's not their fault though, it just means they're frozen. Which makes them, you know, hard. And cold. And breakable. Better just ignore them for the moment.
Are you still reading? Good, because I hope I've convinced you. Have I? This thread is about who's willing to go (or to send someone else) to Iceland. Let's help them ditch the site I linked to by giving them more options on a Saturday night. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
My mother was stationed there for several years, and it is one of her favourite places in the world. Their summers are supposedly beautiful, and not just frozen rain at all, but full of green and rainbows and moisture, however short they may be.
Since they closed the American base at Reykjavik though, tourist "excursions" of sorts have naturally quite ceased, therefore leaving most everyone to fend among their families, so to speak.
Oh well, at least Iceland is still home to The World's Largest Penis Museum. |
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| BTG |
| how come they're not good at hockey? |
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| MSZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
how come they're not good at hockey? |
incest |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| Lira always has the most nicely formatted drunk posts. |
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| Fledz |
Good read, would read again :stongue:
Don't they have really hot women though? |
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| stren |
| you forgot to mention they believe in elves, which is super cute. Looking forward to browsing some Icelandic sluts |
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| aquila |
| I always used to pronounce Björk like York with a B in front of it. Then I learned it was pronounced like Yurk with a B in front of it. Then I was like :nervous: |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by MSZ
no incest |
ftfy |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by aquila
I always used to pronounce Björk like York with a B in front of it. Then I learned it was pronounced like Yurk with a B in front of it. Then I was like :nervous: |
really ? I guess ö is pronounced like that. I call her Babsi |
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