|
miss pie i'm asking you for the last time (pg. 2)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
Lol. Telling a woman she keeps getting older and older is not the best strategy when trying to woo her. |
He's trying to appeal to her sense of scarcity. Her beauty is fading with every second, seeping into currently invisible lines and wrinkles around her youthful crevices that in a few short years, will be distant memories surrounded by unwanted hair and untreated blemishes. How could she possibly pass on this golden opportunity before she reaches her golden years? Today's bewitching, starry diva, in internet persona, is tomorrow's Blanche Devereaux and discarded for younger women just as ruthlessly as Father Time's lashes with the ugly stick. My only hope is that she can see through this twisted ploy with layers upon layers of persuasive sophistication that capitalizes on her feminine insecurities! |
|
|
| Silky Johnson |
| Oh man, I HOPE I'm as slutty as Blanche Devereaux when I get older! Older than I already am, that is. |
|
|
| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
Oh man, I HOPE I'm as slutty as Blanche Devereaux when I get older! Older than I already am, that is. |
so do we....so do weee |
|
|
| EddieZilker |
| *unzips pants* |
|
|
| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
*unzips pants* |
I always took you for cerebral sort, more into mind. So "takes off tinfoil hat" would probably be an equivalent for you, lad.:tongue3 |
|
|
| Silky Johnson |
| Thank you for being a frieeeeeend! |
|
|
| AnotherWay83 |
did i mention you get to sit on my face every single night?
you get to sit on my face. every. single. night. |
|
|
| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by srussell0018
Neither is driving a forklift. |
bet i do better than you do when it comes to women. |
|
|
| stewart.m |
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
do you wanna be my bitch or no. you just get older and older with each passing day while my options increase exponentially. it's time we quit playing these silly little games and got real.
keepin' it real is what i'm all about (these days). |
lol i love your work here. |
|
|
| srussell0018 |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
bet i do better than you do when it comes to women. |
bet i can bench press more than you bro |
|
|
| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by srussell0018
bet i can bench press more than you bro |
bet that doesn't matter over the internet. |
|
|
| srussell0018 |
| bet my internet is faster than yours |
|
|
|
|
